chris1scouser

i find these two women extremely irritating, i am the only one?

Tam the bam

Yes you are alone, I wanna 3some with them

RB5_245

My God. You're a madman!

Tam the bam

Yes he is, isn't he!

Luminous

iTrader: (3)

I've told you already....PUT THE DODGERS DOWN!!!

They are warping you, they really are

Tam the bam

Seriously none of those two bother me in the least, Pig Spice on the other hand irritates the hell out of me

Luminous

iTrader: (3)

I'm not keen on Jade, and when Graham Norton called her pig face I think it was his finest hour

Spice girls are bit old, but OK

dpb

Shes pretty hideous - and fact that shes made fortune just illustrates how morally low the place has sunk

J4CKO

iTrader: (1)

That advert with Kerry Katona trying to say Langoustine, arghh, pandering to the lowest common denominator, Big Posh Prawns for you, Southern fried Dog Turd for you, breaded coronary for you fat Nolan woman.

RB5_245

I think jade should be put into the large hadron collider in switzerland to create a black hole, which takes kerry back to the 90's when she was really fit

chris1scouser

langoustine. i used to fish for them but they where called prawns back then nick nairn posh scottish chef started that off, t*#t!
that add were kerry is posing as a news reader, does my head in. i lunge for the remote to change channel everytime it comes on.
she's not a patch on fiona bruce she was in the paper the other day stockings and stuff. she's more than just a news reader/crimewatch presenter.

Sonic'

I'd give Kerry a slap for breaking my dining room chair, that still hasn't been fixed

Shark Man

They should be locked up together in a vacuum chamber.

You can't hear them in a vacuum


And also the handy fact that they would also probably explode/boil/die from lack of air, so its a win win situation

chocolate_o_brian

iTrader: (22)

id have sex several times with them both. dunno why, probably the big *****. id have sex with them not the faces

dpb

woulndt they implode

like your thinking tho

Lee247

They are both hideous, can't stand them, though Jade wins in the ugliest stakes

Ghetto Dude3

kerrry used to be fit when she was in that girl group, she aged fast!

NotoriousREV

If it were a kerry versus jade battle, I'd suggest it should be in the form of conkers. Dangle each of them from a rope and repeatedly smash them together until one breaks. I reckon Jade would win, she looks like a niner.

ZIPPY

Once a Pikey always a Pikey.

The pair of them are overweight talentless council estate birds, yes they now have money but they prove beyond doubt money doesnt buy you style or class.

Brendan Hughes

Cleaning coffee off monitor now...

New_scooby_04

iTrader: (4)

Couldn't have said it better myself!

kilo_4que

Jade Goody is the one I detest most. The one thing that I hate about Kerry is what she has done to herself. I still cannot believe she is the same girl from Atomic Kittens