C17RPA

teacher draws a peni5 on the board....anyone know what this is????
johnny says,my dad has 2 of them,
a small one for weeing and a big one for cleaning the babysitters teeth

firesorter

one day this inflatable boy goes to his inflatable school but its been boring him for weeks, this particular day hes really uptight, infact its during history he flips, pulls out his compass and bursts the inflatable classroom, before the inflatable teacher can get him he legs it into the inflatable corridor, as he is running away the inflatable school starts to collapse, as he turns the corner he meets the inflatable headmaster who goes to grab him but the boy sticks him with the compass and he falls to the floor with air gushing from his inflatable belly, the boy runs back to his inflatable house and hides in his inflatable bedroom, not too soon the inflatable police turn up and shout for him to turn himself in, in a final gesture of frustration he shouts "never" out the window and sticks himself with the compass. Next day he comes round in the inflatable hospital, a big patch where he stabbed himself and the doctors have partially re-inflated him, he looks to the other bed and there is the headmaster also patched and re-inflated, the boy asks where is he? and how did he get there? the re-inflated headmaster turns to him and says" Not only did you let me and the school down, you let yourself down too"

Suresh

Old school, but good.