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Old 28 October 2007, 09:47 PM
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Managed to eat something dodgy on Friday, spent all day yesterday thinking it would be less painful to die, woke up this morning and farted! Hey result i thought, so treated myself to a nice stodgy brekky, egg, bacon, sausage etc. Then it all started again

Please lordy let it end, the toilet paper feels like sand paper now
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Old 28 October 2007, 10:56 PM
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Old 28 October 2007, 10:57 PM
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You farted and thought things were OK?

That means things are still going on
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Old 28 October 2007, 11:29 PM
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You farted and thought things were OK?

That means things are still going on
I know that now!
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Originally Posted by Luminous
You farted and thought things were OK?

That means things are still going on
Depends if he farted dry, or farted and dumped 2L of slurry in his trousers within 0.0017sec before being able to close the tap.

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I know that now!
I guess you will know that for the future too
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Dont worry there is loads of it going about at the moment, also when you fart and it all goes warm then you worry
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10:50 and the gurgling is still going on...
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dry food is good, crackers or a little toast. Cornflour (small amount) may be ok.
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you need a tightarse cheese sandwich and a banana to bid you
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That thing betweeen farting a sh*ting..

A shart
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Originally Posted by Luminous
dry food is good, crackers or a little toast. Cornflour (small amount) may be ok.
Dehydration is not so good though. I'm looking on this as a crash diet exercise now
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Depends if he farted dry, or farted and dumped 2L of slurry in his trousers within 0.0017sec before being able to close the tap.

having suffered a mammoth bout of man/bug/flu type stuff (****ting water and puking for a whole 2 days non stop) this (now that im well again) made me laugh no end!!!
I know the TRUE Extent of the meaning of but hole mis-opening, and its no pleasant
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Dehydration is not so good though. I'm looking on this as a crash diet exercise now
You do drink lots of water as well!!
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