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20 October 2007, 10:46 PM
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Chat up lines
Give us your best
Do ye want to go halves on a b@st@rd
20 October 2007, 10:47 PM
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Dance with me or I'll **** in yer handbag !
20 October 2007, 10:48 PM
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Am gonna **** ye!!
20 October 2007, 10:56 PM
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beauty is only a light switch away!!!!
20 October 2007, 11:01 PM
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Hi de ya want to ****
. No wonder i was always shat with the girls
20 October 2007, 11:02 PM
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I like your *****. Do you like my ***** too?
20 October 2007, 11:07 PM
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Some female came upto me last night & me if i was looking at her t!ts .......
I replied the only way i know & was truthful, needless to say i had a good night
20 October 2007, 11:15 PM
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The worst one I ever got, has to be:
You know what you would look good wearing........................................... .................................................. ......................................Me
20 October 2007, 11:19 PM
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84of300 get your coat youve pulled
20 October 2007, 11:25 PM
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how do you like your eggs--------- fertilized
20 October 2007, 11:32 PM
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84of300 get your coat youve pulled
Back in your box, she's mine
20 October 2007, 11:42 PM
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thats no way to talk about my mother
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20 October 2007, 11:42 PM
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I do not need them
20 October 2007, 11:43 PM
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thats no way to talk about my mother
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Get it right Son, adopted
20 October 2007, 11:58 PM
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Just remembered another one, Night Club I think
Do you sleep on your stomach, if not, can I. Good God
21 October 2007, 12:01 AM
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Your looking good tonight, can i take you out for something to eat ?
What do you prefer KFC or McDonalds
21 October 2007, 12:04 AM
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marks outta ten al give ya 1!!!
21 October 2007, 12:06 AM
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have you ever had sex with someone with a ***** ring?
drop me kegs and when theyve stoped laughing/gasping....
21 October 2007, 12:46 AM
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Think I had better give up chat rooms.....a/s/l is just the worst...
21 October 2007, 12:48 AM
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21 October 2007, 12:52 AM
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asl ?
Age/Sex/Location, Just reply 21/yes please/ anywhere you like
21 October 2007, 01:04 AM
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Or get lost think of something more original - that works too!
21 October 2007, 09:34 AM
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"I have a 12" tongue and can breath through my ears"
21 October 2007, 09:54 AM
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Him: Will you sit on my face and wriggle?
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Dance with me or I'll **** in yer handbag !
That'll do for me!
21 October 2007, 10:51 AM
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Man: Would you like to dance?
21 October 2007, 11:04 AM
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No way
She's far too beautiful to have given birth to you
21 October 2007, 11:12 AM
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Are them your own teeth?
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21 October 2007, 11:30 AM
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how'd you like your eggs in the morning?
. No wonder i was always shat with the girls 
20 October 2007, 11:07 PM
I replied the only way i know & was truthful, needless to say i had a good night 
She's far too beautiful to have given birth to you 
