Blind man walks into a bar
18 October 2007, 07:28 PM
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Blind man walks into a bar
BLIND MAN IN A BIKER BAR
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter:
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 185 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter:
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 185 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
19 October 2007, 09:08 AM
#7
another oldie,
Mother Superior's in the bath, there's a knock at the door
"Who's there?"
"The blind Man"
Mother Superior decided to see what he wants and let him in, given his impairment.
"come in"
"Now then missus", says the blind man (he we from Yorkshire!). "where should I put this up? Oh and by the way, great t!ts"
groan....
Mother Superior's in the bath, there's a knock at the door
"Who's there?"
"The blind Man"
Mother Superior decided to see what he wants and let him in, given his impairment.
"come in"
"Now then missus", says the blind man (he we from Yorkshire!). "where should I put this up? Oh and by the way, great t!ts"
groan....
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mother Teresa was chalking up the scores in the darts, when jocky wilson hits a treble 20, then a 20 and the third dart hits mother Teresa in the head.
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my favorite joke as a kid!!!
two american prositutes sitting in a bar and one says to the other.
"You even been picked up by the fuzz?"
the other replies
"Nah... but i've been swung round by the t1ts a few times!"
still lauging now, 25 years later!!!
two american prositutes sitting in a bar and one says to the other.
"You even been picked up by the fuzz?"
the other replies
"Nah... but i've been swung round by the t1ts a few times!"
still lauging now, 25 years later!!!
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Three prostitutes were sitting at the bar. The first one said "I can get THREE whole fingers in me!" The second one said "I can get a whole FIST in me!" The third one simply laughed as she slid down the barstool!
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