SwissTony

iTrader: (19)

RE SIMAY

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.








Employer's response:......

Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check

Scoobychick

iTrader: (1)

That one is even older than you Swiss

SwissTony

iTrader: (19)

yes but for us younger members of the board, we may not have seen it and it is cheering me up a treat, on a wet and windy tuesday

Scoobychick

iTrader: (1)

"Us"

Leslie

She can't lose!

Les

SwissTony

iTrader: (19)

I have offered her a job at our office, but on one condition.

She must use my dic-ta-phone

pwhittle

did anyone else read that in an African accent?

We recruited last year for a contract officer. received an application form, passed the deadline, which was empty, apart from name, phone number, and "phone for details". Yeah, right.

Also had an applicant from Pakistan, who had no exeperience (we were asking for quite a bit), but said he knew he'd be really good. Never found out if he'd actually have flown over for an interview!

Never had an applicant like the 3 above though...