Parking.....
08 October 2007, 10:46 PM
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Parking.....
The Daily Mash - PEOPLE WHO KNOW HOW TO F*CKING PARK ON BRINK OF EXTINCTION
Must admit, i'm one of these, purly because I don't want some fcukwit dinting my door, someone left a nite on my windscreen the other day (Morrisons, Catclife) saying "Learn how to park"
So Wish I had seen them
There is a series of white lines separated by spaces roughly the same width as a car, plus a little bit more. Let's think of that as the first Great Big ****ing Clue shall we?
Must admit, i'm one of these, purly because I don't want some fcukwit dinting my door, someone left a nite on my windscreen the other day (Morrisons, Catclife) saying "Learn how to park"
So Wish I had seen them
08 October 2007, 10:58 PM
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Watching a greasy haired TT driver park across 2 spaces, get out, look at his car then walk into the shopping centre had us in stitches.
Coming back to our car and seeing a warden slap a ticket on said TT was the icing on the cake!!
Coming back to our car and seeing a warden slap a ticket on said TT was the icing on the cake!!
08 October 2007, 11:06 PM
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Nice one. I sympathise with people with nice cars who are unlucky to get ar$eholes park next to them but to be a selfish t\/\/at on a busy Saturday and park purposely in a position to take up 2 places makes me want to damage their car on purpose (NOT THAT I WOULD!!!!)
09 October 2007, 08:00 AM
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Just park further from the doors where there are plenty of spaces! The exercise will do you good. I do this with my 3 year old in the car if there are no kiddie spaces left. If he can do it then so can the tVVats mentioned ...
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09 October 2007, 08:22 AM
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LOL @ parking over two bays two prevent minor dings then driving on public roads and getting stone chips! Wrap the car in bubblewrap and hide it in the garage
Car park paranoia... There are so many other ways of avoiding the army of dodgy dingers out there rather than parking like a car park paranoid plonker.
Car park paranoia... There are so many other ways of avoiding the army of dodgy dingers out there rather than parking like a car park paranoid plonker.
09 October 2007, 02:15 PM
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i am a careful parker, but generally only in one bay. i'll generally park and walk as i value my car bodywork more than saving a couple of minutes through not walking somewhere
there does seem to be a huge lack of respect for other peoples' property these days - nobody gives a toss about banging your doors and i find it very frustrating. as we all know this is a frequently reoccuring topic on here
another annoying thing is the number of people who park in parent and child spaces and disabled spaces. i see this regularly and it irritates me that nobody seems to have any respect for the rules these days!
there does seem to be a huge lack of respect for other peoples' property these days - nobody gives a toss about banging your doors and i find it very frustrating. as we all know this is a frequently reoccuring topic on here
another annoying thing is the number of people who park in parent and child spaces and disabled spaces. i see this regularly and it irritates me that nobody seems to have any respect for the rules these days!
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09 October 2007, 02:18 PM
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