Stuff women can do that men can't...
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03 October 2007, 12:53 PM
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Apparently women can pick up converstions from long distances whenever their ears pick up words such as big bum, gossip, affair, gardener, firemen, hen party, marriage, bitch, big ****, any items of clothing especially shoes etc etc.
oh and have multiple orgasms!
oh and have multiple orgasms!
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03 October 2007, 02:58 PM
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Who in their right mind would push something so big through something so small!!! 
Talk and drive at the same time... oh hang on no thats not true, err I know blow raspberries at the same time out of both sets of lips!!
(well some of them)
03 October 2007, 08:07 PM
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That's my particular favourite!
We can wash, iron, put away (sometimes
) load the dishwasher, unload the dishwasher, put the kids to bed, get the kids up again, make ourselves look nice for our partners, tidy the house, clean the fish tank, feed the fish, feed the cat, make breakfast, make coffee/tea/juice, cook dinner, tisy up after dinner, hoover, clean the bathrooms, make sure there's a clean towell in each bathroom, put toilet roll back on the holder, do our nails, make sure we're clean, dry hair, put make up on, make the bed, put blokes/kids socks/knickers/pants into the dirty washing basket.... and breathe....
AND hold down a full-time job too
We can wash, iron, put away (sometimes
) load the dishwasher, unload the dishwasher, put the kids to bed, get the kids up again, make ourselves look nice for our partners, tidy the house, clean the fish tank, feed the fish, feed the cat, make breakfast, make coffee/tea/juice, cook dinner, tisy up after dinner, hoover, clean the bathrooms, make sure there's a clean towell in each bathroom, put toilet roll back on the holder, do our nails, make sure we're clean, dry hair, put make up on, make the bed, put blokes/kids socks/knickers/pants into the dirty washing basket.... and breathe....AND hold down a full-time job too
03 October 2007, 08:12 PM
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That's my particular favourite!
We can wash, iron, put away (sometimes ) load the dishwasher, unload the dishwasher, put the kids to bed, get the kids up again, make ourselves look nice for our partners, tidy the house, clean the fish tank, feed the fish, feed the cat, make breakfast, make coffee/tea/juice, cook dinner, tisy up after dinner, hoover, clean the bathrooms, make sure there's a clean towell in each bathroom, put toilet roll back on the holder, do our nails, make sure we're clean, dry hair, put make up on, make the bed, put blokes/kids socks/knickers/pants into the dirty washing basket.... and breathe....
AND hold down a full-time job too
We can wash, iron, put away (sometimes
) load the dishwasher, unload the dishwasher, put the kids to bed, get the kids up again, make ourselves look nice for our partners, tidy the house, clean the fish tank, feed the fish, feed the cat, make breakfast, make coffee/tea/juice, cook dinner, tisy up after dinner, hoover, clean the bathrooms, make sure there's a clean towell in each bathroom, put toilet roll back on the holder, do our nails, make sure we're clean, dry hair, put make up on, make the bed, put blokes/kids socks/knickers/pants into the dirty washing basket.... and breathe....AND hold down a full-time job too
