Stuff men can do that women can't
03 October 2007, 10:06 AM
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Stuff men can do that women can't
and vica versa ...........
Men can have have a big work arguement and 5 minutes later laugh about it. Women bear grudges for years
NEXT?????
03 October 2007, 10:08 AM
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03 October 2007, 10:10 AM
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Use a drill
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Scratch their ***** in the morning
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-Undo Jam Jars
03 October 2007, 10:16 AM
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Spend a good half hour on the bog
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03 October 2007, 10:17 AM
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men don't have elephant like memories where a woman can recall the exact dialogue of an argument that happened 3 months previous.
03 October 2007, 10:19 AM
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Men call shout 'oi bitch fetch me a beer' and the bitch responds. Women can't do that
03 October 2007, 10:20 AM
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Pee standing up
Not seen "The Full Monty" then ?
03 October 2007, 10:20 AM
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Men can concentrate on the plot of a film rather than feel the need to incessantly talk through the middle of it!
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Logic.
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-Play "beat the clock" and crack one out during the 10 minute Television-X free preview
Funny man!!!
Tell jokes!!
03 October 2007, 10:23 AM
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Invent anything
03 October 2007, 10:28 AM
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Read a map
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Weemen can talk for an hour non-stop without taking a breathe, men loose concentration after two minutes and just then nod and mumble in the right places.
03 October 2007, 10:38 AM
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Invent anything
Like Windowscreen Wipers? Kevlar?
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Pee standing up
... without getting our shoes wet
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The more incorrect a woman is the more wrong your are as she is talking absolute sense
03 October 2007, 10:44 AM
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men can fart and talk at the same time,
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Understand the offside rule ok even men find that hard
03 October 2007, 10:56 AM
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Have an attractive friend of the opposite sex without having impure thoughts ....... or so they tell you anyway
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03 October 2007, 11:08 AM
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Unfortunately, unlike women I can't have a multiple org@sm.
Although I've helped to deliver a good few knee tremblers
DJ Vinyl Ritchie........ that pillock Sting, reckons he can have an ''all body org@sm'' from his tantric s3x exploits. What a wnaker
03 October 2007, 11:13 AM
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earn a decent wage
03 October 2007, 11:19 AM
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that pillock Sting, reckons he can have an ''all body org@sm'' from his tantric s3x exploits. What a wnaker
Sh!tbrick can do that with Stiflers mom
03 October 2007, 11:21 AM
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earn a decent wage
.. which women deprive men of during the divorce process ...
03 October 2007, 11:59 AM
They can't get or understand man flu! They only get silly colds where as we get the worst virus known to science.
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03 October 2007, 10:06 AM
Stuff men can do that women can't
