ScoobyNet.com - Subaru Enthusiast Forum

Notices
Non Scooby Related Anything Non-Scooby related

How much would you have to pay your girlfriend to do this?

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 06 September 2007, 12:34 PM
  #1  
rallying1
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
 
rallying1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Northamptonshire
Posts: 531
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default How much would you have to pay your girlfriend to do this?
1994 BMW 520I SE - low reserve on eBay, BMW, Cars, Cars, Parts Vehicles (item 130148561862 end time 08-Sep-07 21:31:47 BST)

And how much would you pay for the heap underneath her?
rallying1 is offline  
Reply Like
Old 06 September 2007, 12:39 PM
  #2  
joey_turbo
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (26)
 
joey_turbo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Essex
Posts: 6,547
Received 9 Likes on 6 Posts
Default
Originally Posted by Ebay ad
*Photos are owned by Glamour Models Agency - all rights reserved
LOL, looks like he did have to pay, although I would have gone for a better model. Car and girl!
joey_turbo is offline  
Reply Like
Old 06 September 2007, 12:40 PM
  #3  
PeteBrant
Scooby Regular
 
PeteBrant's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Worthing..
Posts: 7,575
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
If that girl is a very expensive professional model then I am Pope Gregory IX.
PeteBrant is offline  
Reply Like
Old 06 September 2007, 12:40 PM
  #4  
The Zohan
Scooby Regular
 
The Zohan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Disco, Disco!
Posts: 21,825
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Both look like they have been around the block a few times.

Glamour model, only modeling job she is likely to get is holding a tin of Pedigree Chum!
The Zohan is offline  
Reply Like
Old 06 September 2007, 12:43 PM
  #5  
Luminous
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (3)
 
Luminous's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Muppetising life
Posts: 15,449
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Dunno, probably more than his car is worth.

All the mechanical engineers I have met have a much better standard of English than his!
Luminous is offline  
Reply Like
Old 06 September 2007, 12:47 PM
  #6  
T4molie
Scooby Regular
 
T4molie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Dum dum de dum....
Posts: 2,617
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Model needs a tan... as for the car OMG
T4molie is offline  
Reply Like
Old 06 September 2007, 12:47 PM
  #7  
SwissTony
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (19)
 
SwissTony's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In the Doghouse
Posts: 28,226
Received 12 Likes on 3 Posts
Default
god she's a munter and she looks fookin cold as well
SwissTony is offline  
Reply Like

Trending Topics

Old 06 September 2007, 12:49 PM
  #8  
Petem95
Scooby Regular
 
Petem95's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Scoobynet
Posts: 5,387
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
And hes selling because hes got a 2006 M3...... yeah right!

Classic chav-tastic council estate special that one!
Petem95 is offline  
Reply Like
Old 06 September 2007, 12:50 PM
  #9  
SJ_Skyline
Scooby Senior
 
SJ_Skyline's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Limbo
Posts: 21,922
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default
Poor lass, looks like she's not eaten in weeks and can't afford any clothes.
SJ_Skyline is offline  
Reply Like
Old 06 September 2007, 12:51 PM
  #10  
TopBanana
Scooby Regular
 
TopBanana's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 9,781
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
I like where he's put the fire extinguisher... In a rear end shunt that becomes rather dangerous
TopBanana is offline  
Reply Like
Old 06 September 2007, 01:04 PM
  #11  
EddScott
Scooby Regular
 
EddScott's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: West Wales
Posts: 12,573
Received 64 Likes on 32 Posts
Default
Judging by the trashy styling its not his girlfriend, its his mum
EddScott is offline  
Reply Like
Old 06 September 2007, 01:05 PM
  #12  
davegtt
Scooby Senior
 
davegtt's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Next door to the WiFi connection
Posts: 16,293
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Originally Posted by PeteBrant
If that girl is a very expensive professional model then I am Pope Gregory IX.
davegtt is offline  
Reply Like
Old 06 September 2007, 01:15 PM
  #13  
Scooby Snacks 23
Scooby Regular
 
Scooby Snacks 23's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Location: Location:
Posts: 2,848
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Originally Posted by EddScott
Judging by the trashy styling its not his girlfriend, its his mum
LOL
Scooby Snacks 23 is offline  
Reply Like
Old 06 September 2007, 01:21 PM
  #14  
Wurzel
Scooby Senior
iTrader: (1)
 
Wurzel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Wildberg, Germany/Reading, UK
Posts: 9,706
Likes: 0
Received 73 Likes on 54 Posts
Default
he writes like Borat speaks
Wurzel is offline  
Reply Like
Old 06 September 2007, 01:22 PM
  #15  
Shark Man
Scooby Regular
 
Shark Man's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Ascended to the next level
Posts: 7,498
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
That poor girl needs some pies.......


That poor car needs a crusher

Last edited by Shark Man; 06 September 2007 at 01:26 PM.
Shark Man is offline  
Reply Like
Old 06 September 2007, 01:49 PM
  #16  
Speech
Scooby Regular
 
Speech's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Aberdeenshire
Posts: 156
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
She seems to have a hint of a tan to her arms and chest, but the pastiest legs I have seen in a long time!

Suppose he needs all the help he can get in trying to flog that motor!
Speech is offline  
Reply Like
Old 06 September 2007, 01:59 PM
  #17  
DCI Gene Hunt
Scooby Senior
 
DCI Gene Hunt's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: RIP - Tam the bam & Andy the Jock
Posts: 14,333
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Originally Posted by Speech
She seems to have a hint of a tan to her arms and chest
That's probably nicotine staining
DCI Gene Hunt is offline  
Reply Like
Old 06 September 2007, 01:59 PM
  #18  
EddScott
Scooby Regular
 
EddScott's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: West Wales
Posts: 12,573
Received 64 Likes on 32 Posts
Default
Wonder if it has a momo gearknob. They fit in quite nicely
EddScott is offline  
Reply Like
Old 06 September 2007, 02:01 PM
  #19  
EddScott
Scooby Regular
 
EddScott's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: West Wales
Posts: 12,573
Received 64 Likes on 32 Posts
Default
Originally Posted by Speech
She seems to have a hint of a tan to her arms and chest,
She doesn't look German?

EddScott is offline  
Reply Like
Old 06 September 2007, 02:06 PM
  #20  
New_scooby_04
Moderator
iTrader: (4)
 
New_scooby_04's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: The Terry Crews of moderation. P P P P P P POWER!!
Posts: 18,687
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Call that glamour photography?? Not a boob, beaver or pop shot in sight!!

Actually, I haven't given this enough thought, the only kind of pop shot you'd get in glamour photography is if the model was drinking Coca Cola at the time of the shoot.

Maybe this is why my attempt at setting up a Glamour modelling agency failed......and I'm now under criminal investigation....hmm

Ns "sorry people, I'm in a funny mood today" 04
New_scooby_04 is offline  
Reply Like
Old 06 September 2007, 02:10 PM
  #21  
DCI Gene Hunt
Scooby Senior
 
DCI Gene Hunt's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: RIP - Tam the bam & Andy the Jock
Posts: 14,333
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
Ns "sorry people, I'm in a funny mood today" 04
I'd like to see evidence of this
DCI Gene Hunt is offline  
Reply Like
Old 06 September 2007, 02:11 PM
  #22  
New_scooby_04
Moderator
iTrader: (4)
 
New_scooby_04's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: The Terry Crews of moderation. P P P P P P POWER!!
Posts: 18,687
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
I'd like to see evidence of this

*ahem*

Yer mum!!!

How's that for a witty retort!
New_scooby_04 is offline  
Reply Like
Old 06 September 2007, 02:15 PM
  #23  
SJ_Skyline
Scooby Senior
 
SJ_Skyline's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Limbo
Posts: 21,922
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default
Hunt's mum.... ewww..... There's no need for that!
SJ_Skyline is offline  
Reply Like
Old 06 September 2007, 02:25 PM
  #24  
Nido
Scooby Regular
 
Nido's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 990
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Is a

"Sport ail filter"

some kind of performance filter that combines the job of the air and oil filter all in one? How clever is that!
Last edited by Nido; 06 September 2007 at 02:28 PM.
Nido is offline  
Reply Like
Old 06 September 2007, 02:31 PM
  #25  
New_scooby_04
Moderator
iTrader: (4)
 
New_scooby_04's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: The Terry Crews of moderation. P P P P P P POWER!!
Posts: 18,687
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Originally Posted by Nido
Is a

"Sport ail filter"

some kind of performance filter that combines the job of the air and oil filter all in one? How clever is that!
'

Bout as clever as the person who claimed that the girl didn't come with the car as she was a very expensive model!!
New_scooby_04 is offline  
Reply Like
Old 06 September 2007, 03:47 PM
  #26  
ZIPPY
Scooby Regular
 
ZIPPY's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Posts: 1,780
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
My god she is ruff, talk about mottled corn beef legs.

I shuddered when i seen her and the sh#t box she is on top off.
ZIPPY is offline  
Reply Like
Old 06 September 2007, 03:52 PM
  #27  
oobster
Scooby Regular
 
oobster's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 960
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Originally Posted by Shark Man
That poor girl needs some pies.......


That poor car needs a crusher

oobster is offline  
Reply Like
Old 06 September 2007, 03:55 PM
  #28  
Janspeed
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Janspeed's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: .........
Posts: 5,968
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
If she put on a couple of pounds.........
Janspeed is offline  
Reply Like
Old 06 September 2007, 04:00 PM
  #29  
New_scooby_04
Moderator
iTrader: (4)
 
New_scooby_04's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: The Terry Crews of moderation. P P P P P P POWER!!
Posts: 18,687
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Originally Posted by Janspeed
If she put on a couple of pounds.........
Maybe a high protein diet is called for
New_scooby_04 is offline  
Reply Like
Old 06 September 2007, 04:05 PM
  #30  
SwissTony
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (19)
 
SwissTony's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In the Doghouse
Posts: 28,226
Received 12 Likes on 3 Posts
Default
glamour my ****
SwissTony is offline  
Reply Like



Advanced Search
Quick Reply: How much would you have to pay your girlfriend to do this?


Reply Closed Thread Share
Forum Jump

All times are GMT +1. The time now is 04:51 AM.