unclebuck

Hi NACRO....

Just checking that you are keeping your eternal vigil in the interests of keeping the board free of racist name calling.

Nothing to report here though, I'm afraid.


So just move along....

rallycol

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Is this classed as positive descrimination ?

unclebuck

Not sure. All I know for certain is that he who is 'known only' as Alan Pastor has very generously volunteered his time, free of charge, to singlehandedly police and protect this board - and it's community - from the evil rantings of the rasict scum who he claims inhabit it.



I'm just performing a spot check to make sure he is on the case.

DCI Gene Hunt

Alan Pastor is the MAN!

I'm feeling safer already..... good work Alan!

sociophobe

Do you mean Alan 'big sneb' Pastor?

Great fun seeing nackers getting his **** handed to him on a plate by the webbie.

Life is schweeet

NACRO

It's good to see you using the politically correct terms for these valued members of society. Seems I don't even have to bother checking and people modify their posting behaviour.

You're a credit to scoobynet and likewise all the others who will no longer be using such unnaceptable terms. Well done all, together we can make scoobynet as politically correct as it should be.

As for comments about plates looked at from another perspective there is a different behind on the platter..............when you're playing from a stacked decked use the rules to your advantage.

DCI Gene Hunt

"Plate of **** for Mr Pastor....."

DCI Gene Hunt

Can we also have a campaign on poor spelling Alan.....

NACRO

If you like start one in policy.

sociophobe

His edit was so fast it overtook his small brain

DCI Gene Hunt

Thanks! I'm concerned that a poor education is the route cause of ignorance and in turn leads to racism...

NACRO

The route cause? Looking at some of your posts you may well be correct. If you're going to pull people up on typos I'd suggest it would at least pay to be *ahem* 'whiter than white'.

DCI Gene Hunt

Irony alert

NACRO

Hunt, your mistake wasn't even a typo. You just don't understand which word to use. Sadly you've been hoist by your own petard.

Feckin amateurs.........

NACRO

See how much more fun we're having? Surely some of you can see how 'old skool' SNetting was far more entertaining. Can't remember the last time there was this much activity and frenzied keyboard tapping as this.

DCI Gene Hunt

Pastor, are you bullying me .......

I have to wait 5 minutes after you post before I can reply.... to allow for your 'edits' on spelling and additional sentences etc. are you mentally challenged?

DCI Gene Hunt

But its only between us

NACRO

Wouldn't dream of it. I just give 'em enough rope and let 'em hang themselves. Talk about an own goal Hunt. Hunt shoots, he scores, back of his own net.

DCI Gene Hunt

You're doing that "WooHoo.... I win again" thing..... when its quite clear you haven't

NACRO

"Scoobynet reactionaries your boy took one hell of a beating"

DCI Gene Hunt

PMSL ....... maybe a link to 'where' this event occurred may help, or I suspect it's similar to the 'racist' links..... non-existent

Prasius

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I'm feeling like saying something infractionable just to p**s the independent reading *ahem* off.

pslewis

So what happened to the Negro, Pakistani and Asylum Seeker??

Did they get booted off ScoobyNet? What did they do?

Forgive my ignorance as I've been away a few weeks.

SwissTony

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exactly what I was thinking

lightning101

Is it this:

Negro, Pakistani and Asylum Seeker, walk into a bar and sit down at the counter. "Barkeep!" they yell.

"Yes sirs?"

"Give us a drink before the trouble starts."

The barkeep pours the men a shot of the house's strongest whiskey, and the man with the backpack downs it. "Give me another," he immediately says, "before the trouble starts."

The barkeep nods, pours; the pakistani takes the shot, and orders one for each of his friends. After the ninth shot, the barkeep finally says to the pakistani, "Look mate, I gotta ask, when is all this trouble gonna start?"

The pakistani grins and starts towards the door. "The trouble starts," he says, "when you find out we don't have any money."

swampster

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What should have happened is the barkeeper politely ask the pakistani if he was a devout follower of islam. If the pakistani said yes, then the barkeeper should have refused to serve him whisky on the basis of respect to his religion!

lightning101

If it needs to be even more PC you could say:

"How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?"


A finite number: one to perform the task and an additional number to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.


That should have them rolling in the aisles

DCI Gene Hunt

You shouldn't stereotype groups

NACRO

It took place on this thread where you said

"I'm concerned that a poor education is the route cause of ignorance"

Neatly proving your own point rather than being a swipe at me as you'd intended. The beating was largely the act of a flagellant which makes it all the more humiliating.

Moving onto the concept of 'winning' last time we had one of these threads it was followed by a large number of posters (you included as I remember) using the proscribed and offensive words on it and other threads. It seems to be conspicuously absent this time largely I suspect because the webmaster has clearly stated in policy that it won't be tolerated. That's good because it means you are all forced to follow my rules and the rules of decent society which the webmaster is in full agreement with. Better yet just the threat of action from the webmaster means there is no real need to monitor anything.

Remember though I'm not the only winner here, the community also wins because racism, racist language and abuse will not be tolerated.

Nice one!

DCI Gene Hunt

Thanks NACRO how can we EVER repay you..........