^OPM^

Me and my girlfriend are currently looking round various websites ( haven, butlins and pontins) to find a suitable holiday for a 4 nite monday to friday holiday-requirements needed- onsite adult entertainment, things to do in day,beach nearby, basically we want to check in on a site and have everything we need on site so we never have to come off-so any ideas where in country is nice to go to-btw we wont be going till mid september-oh also we are looking for value for money holidays if u get what i mean (more money for booze!!!!!) Im happy with self catering as i never get up in time for brekky anyway so what are good sites and places for lots to do in day and cracking nite time entertainment?


TIA

Mark

SVXNUT

Center Parcs, no beaches in this country, but loads to do, with nice private log cabins.

stevem2k

He said I think this rules center parcs out ...

Bug Eyed Peas

How far are you willing to travel?

Ant

The Dogs B******s

Do you meen a bit of wife swapping?

davyboy

Can't think of anything worse than this type of holiday...........

The Dogs B******s

Totally agree, its probably cheaper going abroad.

Chip Sengravy

Why on earth would you want to effectively 'lock' yourself into a playground for pond life ?

Adult entertainment?

Hire a boat, camper,static, get out in the country and take interest in what comes up, go for a look etc...do anything other than sit in one of those verruka ridden chav dumps FFS!

Listen to a Chubby brown tape, and chin the missus while you are at it, if it helps.

^OPM^

Im willing to travel as far as yarmouth eastwards, or devon down south or anywhere in wales.
Reason i want this sort of holiday is i went to a haven site in wales other year just for a long weekend and had a fab time.
When i say adult entertainment-i dont mean wife swapping( altho i could be tempted lol) i mean just as in a nice onsite club within easy staggering distance of chalet, that as like a band, caberet etc on at nite.

stevem2k

Can you let us know where you end up, just for future reference , so I can avoid it at all costs.

Haven Holiday camp = 5th circle of hell

Matteeboy

A rare case of total agreement!

Utter hell - Anything remotely "package" like is horrible.

Go and explore Scotland, or Wales, stay in nice hotels/B&Bs, see some proper local life and do exactly what you want.

Otherwise you may as well lock yourself on a cheesy cruise ship for a couple of weeks.

fitzscoob

Just spent a couple of days in Broadstairs, on the beach there - beautiful beach, cracking little town, not scummy at all.

If you get the weather you dont need to leave the country for a beach holiday.

Few pubs, restaurants etc around.

Paul3446

As above, why would anyone want to surround themselves with lowlife scum for a weeks holiday?

This is Scoobynet in harmony at last!