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Old 25 July 2007, 08:22 PM
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BBC 2 now, polar explorers.

Trust him to come up with that idea. That has to be one of only a few reasons to fit a tow bar
Old 25 July 2007, 08:36 PM
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Old 25 July 2007, 08:36 PM
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watching it
Old 25 July 2007, 08:38 PM
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Sod showing the arsing about. They are in 1 of the most beautifull if baron places on earth.


Show the bloody scenery!
Old 25 July 2007, 09:00 PM
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Next time I get a flat............
Old 25 July 2007, 09:01 PM
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oh yes, how to fix a flat tyre pronto style
Old 25 July 2007, 09:07 PM
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Now they are just gonna have to drive all the way back home now

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Old 25 July 2007, 09:16 PM
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All that tyre stuff is old hat. As is the towbar toilet.

I though the dogs were the real stars in that - amazing!!

Agree about the scenery. Every time I have flown the route that takes you over Bathurst Island I have sat saucer eyed, gazing at that incredible wilderness landscape and wondering what it must be like to be at ground level.
Old 25 July 2007, 09:18 PM
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might be nice scenery but you wouldnt want to be there for long
Old 25 July 2007, 09:24 PM
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A great programme, had me captivated and was on the edge of my seat when they were driving over the thin ice! Best comedy moment was when Clarkson had a bolt frozen to his lips!
Old 25 July 2007, 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by supernick
Now they are just gonna have to drive all the way back home now
Don't you reckon they left it there? Or got a helicopter transport to pick it up?

I wouldn't have gone through that again.
Old 25 July 2007, 09:53 PM
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I thought it was brilliant. It was funny, awe inspiring and great entertainment. Of course, I await the backlash from the greens and animal protection bunch with trepidation
Old 25 July 2007, 10:49 PM
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I'm surprised that the BBC let him get away with his closing line
Old 25 July 2007, 10:51 PM
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The end credits were good - everyone was 'Sir Ranulph.....'
Old 25 July 2007, 11:10 PM
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Great program, if only TV was that interesting and funny at the same time all the time Id be hooked
Old 25 July 2007, 11:31 PM
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Never mind.. now you can rely on 'Heroes' to fill in that awkward gap in your TV watching schedule...

Old 25 July 2007, 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by unclebuck
Never mind.. now you can rely on 'Heroes' to fill in that awkward gap in your TV watching schedule...

Seen it all already, shows how much you read through the threads doesnt it?
Old 25 July 2007, 11:51 PM
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This is already on UKNOVA for those who like all things torrent (like me as I missed it!).

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Old 26 July 2007, 12:28 AM
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cheers Dave.....

Steve - it's worth a watch even though it's mostly staged.


My fav moment is where Clarkson shows his burned fingers to the camera, after he picked up a boiled tin of sommething from the primus... I'll bet that wasn't in the script....
Old 26 July 2007, 08:06 AM
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Best topgear for a long while.
Old 26 July 2007, 09:20 AM
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enjoyed it - though JC was a bit of a twit driving it the way he did - it was so plainly gonna get broke within minutes.

I bet the mechanics were cringing.....
Old 26 July 2007, 09:24 AM
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Am I the only one who thought it a bit strange that they didn't show Hammond arriving at the North Pole?

Surely after an hour long program about a race to the pole, that's a fairly important moment?
Old 26 July 2007, 09:27 AM
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What made me laugh was Clarkson belting through the deep snow and knackering the car, then May turns round and say we told you that there was imoveable ice in the snow and that would happen looking really cheesed off. Then when they fixed the car and set off Clarkson narrated we set off again wishing we took the experts advice
Old 26 July 2007, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Paul3446
Am I the only one who thought it a bit strange that they didn't show Hammond arriving at the North Pole?

Surely after an hour long program about a race to the pole, that's a fairly important moment?
I agree, seemed to end rather abruptly I thought and would have been nice to see Hamster arrive at the Pole too. Very funny on the whole though
Old 26 July 2007, 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Paul3446
Am I the only one who thought it a bit strange that they didn't show Hammond arriving at the North Pole?

Surely after an hour long program about a race to the pole, that's a fairly important moment?

After the other 2 won, he probably didn't carry on. Too Knackered.

Best Tog Gear Challenge by far.

Best Bits:
Clarkson getting pushed into the sea.
Clarkson getting a Bolt frozen to his lips (and looking very worried)
Drinking G & T all the way to the North Pole.
Crossing the Ford on very thin ice. ( I wouldn't have done that)
Old 26 July 2007, 09:37 AM
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Toyota must love them. First the pick up that they couldn't destroy and now a Hi-Lux as the first car to the North Pole.

5t.
Old 26 July 2007, 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by stilover
After the other 2 won, he probably didn't carry on. Too Knackered.
Are you sh!tting me? Would you have quit getting so close to the pole? I dont think so, its a major achievment for anybody so after being put through all that off course you'd finish. especially as they probably got a chopper back knowing that lot.
Old 26 July 2007, 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Daft Lad
I agree, seemed to end rather abruptly I thought and would have been nice to see Hamster arrive at the Pole too. Very funny on the whole though
Yeah I thought they were going to meet up. Hammond clearly wasn't enjoying himself
Old 26 July 2007, 10:06 AM
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My nerdy question - the HiLux seemed to be a 3.0D but it sounded like some kind of NASCAR V8! What was in that thing?!

Assume that has been made since Hammond had his crash - seems a bit daft to put him through all that so soon after it.
Old 26 July 2007, 10:34 AM
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I would like to see the making of that Top Gear show, that much is certain. Loads of questions arise from what I saw. Most importantly, did Hammond make it, and how did they all get back?


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