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Old 20 June 2007, 01:02 AM
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Question help from the fighters

hello.
recently almost had a 5 on one fight in a nightclub which was quite scary.

it started with me on the dancefloor having my head pulled back by my long hair by some crazy lass shouting something in my lugg ole (her mate lamped me a couple of times for no reason couple of months back and now she wants a pop i think).
I was wondering what the best way to get out of this would be? (yeah yeah, get a hair cut etc). I was thinking of a morote sieo nage as reckon i could have pulled that off with my scalp in tact. but then id be hoping the throw would have made her get of me lucious locks. Any other thoughts on breaking a grip on hair?

cheers
Old 20 June 2007, 01:10 AM
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bitch slap
Old 20 June 2007, 01:11 AM
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grab throat squeezing adams apple or girls similer..

attacker concentres so much on their next breath of air they slight release grip so back to your advantage.
Old 20 June 2007, 03:01 AM
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glass the slag !!! end of
Old 20 June 2007, 03:11 AM
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Don't bother with the sieo nage you'll get your jeans dirty when you drop to your knees to throw the slapper.

My advice would be thumb in the eye with one hand followed by a quick sharp jab to the throat with the other. Will stop anyone and you wont have a mark on you not even dirty knees

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Old 20 June 2007, 03:12 AM
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just dont go to places where the women behave like that.
Old 20 June 2007, 04:21 AM
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Ive been a doorman but also a zero tolerance patron of a drinking establishment and the only way to avoid instances like that would be to not go to places like that.

When you enter places where drink is consumed you enter at you own risk and will remove any chance of reasoning with any person wanting to punch your lights out.

Either get stuck in or walk away!
Old 20 June 2007, 08:02 AM
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Stop going out to pikey chavscum pubs/clubs.
Old 20 June 2007, 08:34 AM
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Perhaps a haircut, removal of any leather waistcoats or fantasy related jewelery.

My mate back in the 90's offered to shave my head as he thought it a risk when we went out, his was dead short and he always got in fights but nobody could grab it, mine was longer but I never got in fights, well a couple but not as many as him.
Old 20 June 2007, 08:44 AM
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Can't you just ask your girlfriend and her mates to respect your sensitive side?
Old 20 June 2007, 09:02 AM
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I agree with the above, there must be some decent pubs where the consumers are a bit more of a class above, or will they not let you in there?
Old 20 June 2007, 09:16 AM
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Poor guy you're a very odd chap with terrible taste in cloths, music, footwear. time to grow up son and stop being a victim.
Old 20 June 2007, 09:40 AM
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You need to make a statement to the Police for your own benefit.

If in the future this turns nasty and you end up in a fight and the woman presses charges against you for attacking her, it will be on Police record that you have been the subject of abuse and it will help your case. Otherwise its going to look like a drunken bloke has atacked a poor defensless young woman in a viscious attack - front page stuff!

Once recorded with the Police, if it happens again, punch her as hard as possible smack bang on the nose. Women don't like being hit there and it will give her a couple of black eyes not to mention a possible broken nose. Might let others know what she gets up to!

For the record, I have NEVER hit a woman nor do I actually condone hitting a woman. The most I would do personally is restrain a woman so she couldn't hit / attack me (had to do that once with the ex when she got really nasty)

Just be warned, if you hit a woman 99% of the time a bloke is assumed to be the agressor!

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Old 20 June 2007, 09:55 AM
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I worked on a door of a busy pub for a bit (unlikely as it might seem!) and the hardest fights to break are were "cat scraps" - at least with a bloke fight you know roughly what might happen, with women fighting you can't be too rough AND you have no idea what might happen next - I got scratched to pieces the last time and had to literally pull one off the other!

Couldn't hit a women - only restrain.
Old 20 June 2007, 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by mr_p1ssed_off
punch her as hard as possible smack bang on the nose. Women don't like being hit there and it will give her a couple of black eyes not to mention a possible broken nose.
Originally Posted by mr_p1ssed_off
For the record, I have NEVER hit a woman nor do I actually condone hitting a woman. The most I would do personally is restrain a woman so she couldn't hit / attack me (had to do that once with the ex when she got really nasty)
Old 20 June 2007, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by mr_p1ssed_off
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Just be warned, if you hit a woman 99% of the time a bloke is assumed to be the agressor!

Mr PO
I'd have thought it's a bit higher than that.

Can you not get out this situation without hitting someone? You want to give her a slap because she pulled your hair?
Old 20 June 2007, 10:45 AM
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If they have you held by both of their hands, reach around their wrists as if you were going to touch your earlobes, take hold of their thumbs and the padded thumb bits on the inside of their hands and twist both outwards rapidly and with reasonable force to release their grip.

Then go to a different pub.

Alternatively ask her if anyones told her she has the most beautiful eyes and eyelashes. It's a woman remember...!!!
Old 20 June 2007, 04:40 PM
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its not about being such a victim and needing to grow up. I could have punched the bitch square in the face so hard she would have needed a good few days in hospital. I just want to know about getting someone off my hair in such a situation.

no decent or upper class places.this is doncaster.
Old 20 June 2007, 04:44 PM
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does the club have a website with a gallery page? I'd love to see the people who frequent this club. time to start going out in the big cities me thinks.
Old 20 June 2007, 04:45 PM
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what kind of club was it
Old 20 June 2007, 04:47 PM
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I imagine like this?

Old 20 June 2007, 04:47 PM
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....upload thursdays....
Old 20 June 2007, 04:51 PM
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Old 20 June 2007, 04:55 PM
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I see your problem. Get to a club that plays dance music. House is preferable. Loads of people will be on pills and at worst they'll want to hug you to death. any place with blokes and piercings is to be avoided.
Old 20 June 2007, 04:56 PM
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cannot stand dance music im afraid. heavy metal fan.
Old 20 June 2007, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Poor Guy
cannot stand dance music im afraid. heavy metal fan.
then you'll have to put up with rough women who don't shave their fishy mitten.
Old 20 June 2007, 05:04 PM
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Poor Guy, do you look like Michael Bolton ?

If so I think that could be your problem, and you will be faced with that kind of trouble wherever you go
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Old 20 June 2007, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
then you'll have to put up with rough women who don't shave their fishy mitten.
hmm....

rough women who don't shave their fishy mitten

OR

sweet freshly cleansed females with a waxed peach




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