girlfriend rips off testicle !!!!! tries to swallow it
13 June 2007, 11:28 PM
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girlfriend rips off ******** !!!!! tries to swallow it
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13 June 2007, 11:48 PM
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Certainly makes your eyes water just reading it
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I am in no way a violent person.
Right?!
I would hate to meet a woman who is violent!
14 June 2007, 12:17 AM
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SIAl or TITM actually
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Reminds me of a Russian doctor.
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14 June 2007, 01:17 AM
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That brings a new meaning to the word **** ***** lol.
14 June 2007, 07:44 AM
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Sounds like a load of bxllxxxs to me
14 June 2007, 07:50 AM
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Reminds me of a Russian doctor.
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That's poor form!!!.
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She didn't swallow!!
14 June 2007, 08:33 AM
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SIAl or TITM actually
14 June 2007, 08:36 AM
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A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
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let that be a lesson to you lads!!
14 June 2007, 12:21 PM
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let that be a lesson to you lads!!
Licking yes, biting NO
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February 2005
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Licking yes, biting NO
not even nibbling!?
14 June 2007, 01:24 PM
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not even nibbling!?
If you insist
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not even nibbling!?
I'm gonna say this in slow mo, so there is no misunderstanding!!
Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Teeth are a bad thing in that department!!
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14 June 2007, 01:27 PM
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I'm gonna say this in slow mo, so there is no misunderstanding!!
Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Teeth are a bad thing in that department!!
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Tell her to take them out then
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Well, his voice has only just dropped to the point in the vocal range where he can be heard by humans, not just dogs so at last he can give his version of events!!
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Tell her to take them out then
OOoooooh! Sterident for that extra fizz during fellatio!!
14 June 2007, 01:30 PM
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Well, his voice has only just dropped to the point in the vocal range where he can be heard by humans, not just dogs so at last he can give his version of events!!
C/M interface moment
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C/M interface moment
Opps Sorry!!!
PS. The C does stand for 'coffee', right?
What with Miss ScoobyGav discussing fellatio technique, pics of Slama hayek in another thread etc.....
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OOoooooh! Sterident for that extra fizz during fellatio!!
From personal experience?
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From personal experience?
I told the GF I couldn't afford Champagne after buying a cocklink!!!
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If only she had your sense of humour!
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Well that's me not having those meatballs for dinner tonight!
14 June 2007, 03:10 PM
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Coffee, yup, though "Slama" caused another episode