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Old 23 May 2007, 09:07 PM
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Question Taking on a placement Student?

We're looking into taking on a placement student in our technical department but we're not keen on paying them

Has anybody got/had a placement student cuz I'll like to to know if you bothered paying them and how much

If we had to pay them what would be a minimum?
Old 24 May 2007, 09:02 AM
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when I was Uni pay for placements was typically 8-12k per year, they have to live at the end of the day......so don't be a tight ****
Old 24 May 2007, 09:05 AM
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And don't forget you'll pay the same for some male dork as you could pay for some fit babe with huge ****....... so don't be stupid
Old 24 May 2007, 09:07 AM
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Quite happy to give them all the ****e jobs, but not prepared to pay them?
What company do you work for again?
Old 24 May 2007, 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted by chrispurvis100
Quite happy to give them all the ****e jobs, but not prepared to pay them?
What company do you work for again?
"Ray's Cockle Picking Emporium" perhaps
Old 24 May 2007, 09:41 AM
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We had a placement student, 3 months maximum placement, he badgered the MD almost everyday for a permanent job

eventually the MD gave in and give him a job, on 14k, the said student then started moaning to everyone how little he was being paid, refused to carry out any instructions given to him

Went to Maccie D's instead of going to customers sites, talked about how bad things are at our place to another customer(who incidently used to work for us),got banned from 2 other customer sites, so he got sacked by telephone whilst on one of his days off sick

Because the MD didnt give him a job straight away (as his placement was upto 3 months) he took a major funny over this saying the MD was a tight **** tw@t who just didn't want to pay for staff

nice lad but thank **** he no longer works for us
Old 24 May 2007, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Non +Plus Member
And don't forget you'll pay the same for some male dork as you could pay for some fit babe with huge ****....... so don't be stupid
Old 24 May 2007, 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Non +Plus Member
And don't forget you'll pay the same for some male dork as you could pay for some fit babe with huge ****....... so don't be stupid
thats the plan

NMW should do it
Old 24 May 2007, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by chrispurvis100
Quite happy to give them all the ****e jobs, but not prepared to pay them?
What company do you work for again?
Its getting the money.

I would have worked for free when i was a student. all i wanted was a chance
Old 24 May 2007, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by David Lock
"Ray's Cockle Picking Emporium" perhaps

there's always one tw@t
Old 24 May 2007, 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Ray_li
Its getting the money.

I would have worked for free when i was a student. all i wanted was a chance
Do you want to come and w*rk at my place for free then Ray
Old 24 May 2007, 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by RichWalk
Do you want to come and w*rk at my place for free then Ray
If you were Hugh Heffner that may just be a yes
Old 24 May 2007, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by RichWalk
Do you want to come and w*rk at my place for free then Ray

I'm not a student any more as I student I really would have worked at yours for free however you dont do any designing
Old 24 May 2007, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Ray_li
I'm not a student any more as I student I really would have worked at yours for free however you dont do any designing
nah problem mate, you could of sat in a corner and played with some cardboard boxes
Old 24 May 2007, 04:04 PM
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My eldest lad is a trainee welder. When he lost his job for a second time, he managed to get another (which he NEEDS to complete his course..........more bullsh*t Labour non-funding), by going to places asking if they would employ him if he worked for free, until he had finished his training.

He got taken on by a company in the next town, and they summed it up for me when they said, "We'll take you on, but we're not taking the p*ss. If you come to us to work, you get paid". Only £5.50 an hour, but hey, it pays his travelling and his phone.

Alcazar
Old 24 May 2007, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Ray_li
I'm not a student any more as I student I really would have worked at yours for free however you dont do any designing

So? Neither do you, you'd fit straight in
Old 24 May 2007, 05:26 PM
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I did loads of placements when I was getting started. They all gave me something, depending what sort of place. Commercial law firms, being generally flush, paid £100-200 a week - this was ten years ago mind. I worked in small places and an advice centre too and they just gave me expenses - tenner a day if that.

So I guess it depends how keen they are and how competitive the industry is.
Old 24 May 2007, 05:32 PM
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Thanks for the info guys.

I've contacted Aston and Coventry Uni and see what we can work out.

I will need to talk to management about it and see what we can do.
they would want free but I do think NMW should be the minimum.

BTW I'm not joking about a hot 20-25 year old student female
Old 24 May 2007, 05:34 PM
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Just be wary of how the look of your door handles will turn out if you 'employ' a no-tail.
Old 24 May 2007, 05:44 PM
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dont been designing door handles for months.

Work for the 6th or 7th richest man in America
Old 24 May 2007, 05:45 PM
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What do you design?
Old 24 May 2007, 05:48 PM
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classified
Old 24 May 2007, 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Ray_li
classified
It's a skilled job getting those adverts down to 30 words.
Old 24 May 2007, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Longjing
It's a skilled job getting those adverts down to 30 words.

Wanted.

Female 20 - 35 Single, blonde, around 5' 10", big **** preferred, no experience needed, must be prepared to work late.

Apply to.......

No big thang
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
Wanted.

Female 20 - 35 Single, blonde, around 5' 10", big **** preferred, no experience needed, must be prepared to work late.

Apply to.......

No big thang
hay. Thats not bad but I'll have to reduce the height
Old 24 May 2007, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Ray_li
hay. Thats not bad but I'll have to reduce the height

If reducing the height increase the chest size, its all about that famous work/life balance
Old 24 May 2007, 06:04 PM
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No. I'm a short ****
Old 25 May 2007, 07:58 AM
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We take on about 25 placement students each year (it's a big company) and they get paid somewhere in the region of £22k
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Originally Posted by djuk
We take on about 25 placement students each year (it's a big company) and they get paid somewhere in the region of £22k
Thats a lot to pay a undergraduate.

Can't engineering then
Old 25 May 2007, 01:57 PM
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Lol no not exactly, it's a software company


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