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Old 14 May 2007, 01:03 PM
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She DOES have a sense of self-awareness after all ... Fears for Lily over 'fat' blog post - LAUNCH, Music on Yahoo! is now Yahoo! Music UK & Ireland

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Old 14 May 2007, 01:34 PM
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" Pop star Lily Allen has worried fans by posting an online message in which she complains of being "fat and ugly". "

No arguments from me.
Old 14 May 2007, 01:48 PM
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Sadly he has not mentioned that she is also a crap artiste (created by a record companies marketing department) cashing in on her Luunderrn image of cheeky chavette who you would 'give one' round the back of Ritzys after having a few beers but not take home to meet the folks.

Pointless plinky-plonky whining eurobollox music for spotty chavvy kids.
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I'd still pork her though
Old 14 May 2007, 01:53 PM
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I'd still pork her though
Be rude not to really but i would not bring her home to meet my folks, just two twists and a couple of thrusts and i wil be done and she can finish her kebab in peace
Old 14 May 2007, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
I'd still pork her though
Really?!

Old 14 May 2007, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
I'd still pork her though
Cause she's a pig!!!! No pun intended

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Be rude not to really but i would not bring her home to meet my folks, just two twists and a couple of thrusts and i wil be done and she can finish her kebab in peace
Im tellin' her dad you said that



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i'd bash her pasty in for the sport like, wouldnt wanna upset the father tho
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Originally Posted by boxst
Really?!

Yep, two breasts... check, a fanny... possibly, a mouth... large check....

Well that's still a go for me although I may wipe my *** on her front room curtains on the way out
Old 14 May 2007, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
Yep, two breasts... check, a fanny... possibly, a mouth... large check....

Well that's still a go for me although I may wipe my *** on her front room curtains on the way out
Just like every other feker BEFORE you
Old 14 May 2007, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
Sadly he has not mentioned that she is also a crap artiste (created by a record companies marketing department) cashing in on her Luunderrn image of cheeky chavette who you would 'give one' round the back of Ritzys after having a few beers but not take home to meet the folks.

Pointless plinky-plonky whining eurobollox music for spotty chavvy kids.
except that her music is marketed to appeal to white 20-30 year olds
Old 14 May 2007, 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by LordOfTheRings
except that her music is marketed to appeal to white 20-30 year olds
Really,
"Peter Ruppert, who runs music consultancy Entertainment Media Research, said Allen's current "emotional attachment" rating was well above average for 13- to 19-year-old females and also above average in the 20- to 29-year-old demographic, making her a good fit with New Look."

Looks like we may both be right


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grotty chavette's demographic
Old 14 May 2007, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
Yep, two breasts... check, a fanny... possibly, a mouth... large check....

Well that's still a go for me although I may wipe my *** on her front room curtains on the way out

Now that's funny
Old 14 May 2007, 02:47 PM
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I doubt shes aware of herself when she sees her name spelt wrong in a thread title.
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Originally Posted by Bat-Fink
I doubt shes aware of herself when she sees her name spelt wrong in a thread title.
You assume said bint can spell though
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
You assume said bint can spell though
Touche.
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
Yep, two breasts... check, a fanny... possibly, a mouth... large check....

Well that's still a go for me although I may wipe my *** on her front room curtains on the way out


Glad i'd put my coke down before i read that post!!
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Originally Posted by boxst
Really?!

i feel like eating a greggs chicken bake now after looking at that
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I've been turned down by worse
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That's Lily Allen. Not Lily Alan.


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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
Yep, two breasts... check, a fanny... possibly, a mouth... large check....

Well that's still a go for me although I may wipe my *** on her front room curtains on the way out
I just spat my tea out thats a quality comment!!!!

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