Scoobyfirsttime

Hi. My name is Gnuly Grumblebum. I represent an organisation that doesn't give a s**t about the environment.

Me and my worshipers follow the law of the large turbo petrol engined car (scooby for short). We believe that it is a sin not to hoon arond the countryside having fun polluting up the atmosphere and running over small furry animals. And old ladies. And Welsh people.

We have a four point code to making the world a better place:

1) Drive your scooby at least 10miles a day in excess of 70mph.
2) Ensure it is left idling while stationary at least 5 minutes after each such run.
3) Hold as many meetings as is possible in the lovely countryside of Wales.
4) Don't feel bad cause you'll be dead way before the planet anyhow.

JonMc

iTrader: (51)

We have a four point code to making the world a better place:

1) Drive your scooby at least 10miles a day in excess of 70mph and once the car warms up we really floor it .
2) Ensure it is left idling while stationary at least 5 minutes after each such run.
3) Hold as many meetings as is possible in the lovely countryside of Wales.
4) Don't feel bad cause you'll be dead way before the planet anyhow.

amego

The Environmentalist

Im am sorry that you find the need to take on such a sensitive subject. Please, please come to one of my surmons, I can change your beliefs for the better.

This is lovely world we need to love our neighbour and all its suroundings.

Turn the other other cheek and respect all mankind and all which revolves around it.

Pray for the lord

16vmarc

Will there be lots of giving and sharing and perhaps some receiving at said surmons?

The Environmentalist

Hello

Point 4:

I find this a little selfish in the extreme. What about the future generations of mankind? What if the cavemen thought f**k it we'll all set fire to the trees they only get in the way. Consider how that would have affected us as we sit behind our laptops tonight.

Regards
Elwyn

JonMc

iTrader: (51)

Maybe we could come across en masse, a 200-car high speed cruise of cars in the 200+ club, ie they must produce over 200g/km of emissions....

Oh and we must restrict ourselves to 1 person per car

speye91

Stephb1986

It wont affect me aslong as it isn't my trees in my garden

The Environmentalist

Hello

Please re - read the post. I said if the cavemen thought "bugger it we are all going to burn the trees down" there would be no trees left in the whole world. We would have fried to a crozzle by now, the only living beings would have been shore crabs and scarab beetles happily rolling the odd bit of dung they may find (most probably deposited by someone on this forum )

Regards
Elwyn

Stephb1986

If they did it might stop you posting utter **** on a site where no one gives a **** about c02 emmissons we like our cars so we're here to stay

Markus

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Sonic'

Didnt the cavemen use more wood than anything else

After all, there wasn't guns n stuff in themdays, so they made clubs out of wood, plus they did burn all the trees, they didnt have electricity then, or gas for a nice fire