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Old 19 April 2007, 03:15 PM
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Unhappy I've got feckin MAN-FLU

Feckin GGGGGGreat.... was lining up for a CLASSIC weekend of ale, women, ale, food, ale, women and ale......

Now I've got 'the sniffles' ..... well that's just blinkin typical I hope to survive the night, given that man flu is DEADLIER than bird flu... but you never can tell.....

Even Rocky couldn't win this fight *sniffs*
Old 19 April 2007, 03:21 PM
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Quick get him quarantined, he aint ruining my weekend.

Old 19 April 2007, 03:22 PM
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Man flu? Where Hunt's concerned it's more likely to be Bird flu! '
Old 19 April 2007, 03:24 PM
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"Chew Chickets Chew Chottingham Chease" *sniffs*

I'll still go out, I'll just get drunk quicker and maybe leak nose juice into ladies mouths while in mid-hot tounging action
Old 19 April 2007, 03:25 PM
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"Man Flu.... that's not very manly"
Old 19 April 2007, 03:27 PM
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Get yourself down the local health spa, sit in the sauna with your speedo thong pulled up high and proud and sit there until you either stop sniffing or die.

There is absolutely no excuse not to be drinking on St Georges day.
Old 19 April 2007, 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by fitzscoob
Get yourself down the local health spa, sit in the sauna with your speedo thong pulled up high and proud and sit there until you either stop sniffing or die.

There is absolutely no excuse not to be drinking on St Georges day.
Drink OR Die..... I like your train of thought
Old 19 April 2007, 03:31 PM
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Drink it is then, might even join you this weekend
Old 19 April 2007, 03:32 PM
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I took a half day today because I am more tired than Mr Sleepy from sleepsville, Tennesleep I fear this sleepiness (brought on by some temporary spazzy insomia bowt) may weaken me and lead to me getting the deadly man-flu virus through the internet.
I have been in bed all afternoon (until now) hiding from the germs
Please god, PLEASE GOD DONT LET IT BE THE ONSET OF MANFLUUUUUUUUU
Old 19 April 2007, 03:33 PM
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..sounds like it could be the bad Aids..
Old 19 April 2007, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
Drink it is then, might even join you this weekend
Yippeeee.... its good to see you back on the ale
Old 19 April 2007, 03:47 PM
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Not started yet... lol and I said might.

Actually doubt I will though as the misses has her daughter this weekend so I'll probably stay in apart from Friday night when shes got a babysitter sorted
Old 19 April 2007, 03:54 PM
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bloody man flu
Old 19 April 2007, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by miss*scoobygav555*
bloody man flu
Dont start, its much worse than what you ladies have....

Its more uncomfortable than giving birth apparently...
Old 19 April 2007, 03:57 PM
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I was hospitalised with what I thought was Man flu recently......turns out it also comes in the pneumonia variety!!

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Old 19 April 2007, 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by miss*scoobygav555*
bloody man flu
Well here we feckin go then .........


A female to let me know that periods and childbirth are worse......... well miss*dcihunt555* (kinda has a ring to it don't ya think)..(sorry gav)... I'll have you know that I'm AT DEATHS DOOR.... AND RINGING HIS BELL LIKE A MENTALIST
Old 19 April 2007, 04:02 PM
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You men, you make a drama out of everything!! Us women go through alot worse in life you know!!!
Old 19 April 2007, 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by miss*scoobygav555*
You men, you make a drama out of everything!! Us women go through alot worse in life you know!!!

Really?? you do?? Well we'd never of guessed, oh hang on a mo.... yes we know you tell us EVERY FIVE MINUTES

You think childbirth hurts..... trying cutting yourself shaving
Old 19 April 2007, 04:04 PM
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'miss*dcihunt555*' does have a nice ring to it actually!!
Old 19 April 2007, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by miss*scoobygav555*
'miss*dcihunt555*' does have a nice ring to it actually!!
A 4 carat ring
Old 19 April 2007, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
Really?? you do?? Well we'd never of guessed, oh hang on a mo.... yes we know you tell us EVERY FIVE MINUTES

You think childbirth hurts..... trying cutting yourself shaving
I did the other weekend, cut my leg open and it hurt like a b1tch!! thought I might bleed to death!!
Old 19 April 2007, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
A 4 carat ring
4 Carat, is that it!?
Old 19 April 2007, 04:08 PM
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I'm only joking my love,4 carat's will do..
Old 19 April 2007, 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by miss*scoobygav555*
I did the other weekend, cut my leg open and it hurt like a b1tch!! thought I might bleed to death!!
Try putting aftershave on it
Old 19 April 2007, 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by miss*scoobygav555*
4 Carat, is that it!?
4 Carat Yellow Diamond
Old 19 April 2007, 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
Try putting aftershave on it
Thats not a nice thing to say to your future bint now is it!?
Old 19 April 2007, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by miss*scoobygav555*
Thats not a nice thing to say to your future bint now is it!?
It'll slow the bleeding down
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Old 20 April 2007, 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
Really?? you do?? Well we'd never of guessed, oh hang on a mo.... yes we know you tell us EVERY FIVE MINUTES

You think childbirth hurts..... trying cutting yourself shaving


So true, she'll just never know
Old 20 April 2007, 08:21 AM
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pipe down Richard!!


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