I've got feckin MAN-FLU
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I've got feckin MAN-FLU
Feckin GGGGGGreat.... was lining up for a CLASSIC weekend of ale, women, ale, food, ale, women and ale......
Now I've got 'the sniffles' ..... well that's just blinkin typical I hope to survive the night, given that man flu is DEADLIER than bird flu... but you never can tell.....
Even Rocky couldn't win this fight *sniffs*
Now I've got 'the sniffles' ..... well that's just blinkin typical I hope to survive the night, given that man flu is DEADLIER than bird flu... but you never can tell.....
Even Rocky couldn't win this fight *sniffs*
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"Chew Chickets Chew Chottingham Chease" *sniffs*
I'll still go out, I'll just get drunk quicker and maybe leak nose juice into ladies mouths while in mid-hot tounging action
I'll still go out, I'll just get drunk quicker and maybe leak nose juice into ladies mouths while in mid-hot tounging action
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Get yourself down the local health spa, sit in the sauna with your speedo thong pulled up high and proud and sit there until you either stop sniffing or die.
There is absolutely no excuse not to be drinking on St Georges day.
There is absolutely no excuse not to be drinking on St Georges day.
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Drink OR Die..... I like your train of thought
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I took a half day today because I am more tired than Mr Sleepy from sleepsville, Tennesleep I fear this sleepiness (brought on by some temporary spazzy insomia bowt) may weaken me and lead to me getting the deadly man-flu virus through the internet.
I have been in bed all afternoon (until now) hiding from the germs
Please god, PLEASE GOD DONT LET IT BE THE ONSET OF MANFLUUUUUUUUU
I have been in bed all afternoon (until now) hiding from the germs
Please god, PLEASE GOD DONT LET IT BE THE ONSET OF MANFLUUUUUUUUU
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Not started yet... lol and I said might.
Actually doubt I will though as the misses has her daughter this weekend so I'll probably stay in apart from Friday night when shes got a babysitter sorted
Actually doubt I will though as the misses has her daughter this weekend so I'll probably stay in apart from Friday night when shes got a babysitter sorted
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Well here we feckin go then .........
A female to let me know that periods and childbirth are worse......... well miss*dcihunt555* (kinda has a ring to it don't ya think)..(sorry gav)... I'll have you know that I'm AT DEATHS DOOR.... AND RINGING HIS BELL LIKE A MENTALIST
A female to let me know that periods and childbirth are worse......... well miss*dcihunt555* (kinda has a ring to it don't ya think)..(sorry gav)... I'll have you know that I'm AT DEATHS DOOR.... AND RINGING HIS BELL LIKE A MENTALIST
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Really?? you do?? Well we'd never of guessed, oh hang on a mo.... yes we know you tell us EVERY FIVE MINUTES
You think childbirth hurts..... trying cutting yourself shaving
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I did the other weekend, cut my leg open and it hurt like a b1tch!! thought I might bleed to death!!
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