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Old 14 April 2007, 11:25 PM
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Spotted being worn by a bloke at MK shopping centre today...

'I'm not a gynaecologist - but I'll take a look anyway!'

Brilliant.
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Old 15 April 2007, 12:17 AM
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Quite the lady's man, I dare say
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Old 15 April 2007, 02:02 AM
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theres one i always like .

"does this condom make me look fat?"
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Old 15 April 2007, 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Marin
Spotted being worn by a bloke at MK shopping centre today...

'I'm not a gynaecologist - but I'll take a look anyway!'

Brilliant.

I always wanted to be a gynaecologist but I was too tall

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"I didn't order this body"


made me smile.....
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Old 15 April 2007, 07:55 AM
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My personal favourite, although not politically correct to some ;

Spitfire - built in Britain, tested in Germany.
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Old 15 April 2007, 08:53 AM
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I've seen a couple of good t-shirts (both on blokes)

1st - I've got ******* tourettes

2nd - Nobody knows I'm a lesbian

Haha
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Old 15 April 2007, 09:01 AM
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Good ones here = shotdeadinthehead


"You're surrounded by armed *******s - Gene Hunt 1973"
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I saw "I take the 'the' out of Phsychotherapist" a while back.
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Nah, this one's the best

Global Warming is Bollocks T-Shirt
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Old 15 April 2007, 10:56 AM
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I have one that reads 'It aint gonna suck itself'
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Old 15 April 2007, 11:03 AM
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I have one with..

"You can't make someone love you,
You can only stalk them and hope for the best"

Wore it to work but not been warm enough to wear it out at night yet.


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Two for really fat people;

"I beat anorexia"

"I think I have anorexia; every time I look in the mirror I see a fat person looking back at me"


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Old 15 April 2007, 11:36 AM
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Some great ones here: Film Logo T-shirts from Shock Horror International

Particularly like "Animal Control (get in the van bitch)", "Aromatherapy? Sure, pull my finger" and "If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers"
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**** RUINED MY LIFE - that's class.
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Cant leave this lot out:
Funny t-shirts, Funny shirts, Crazy t-shirts, Crazy shirts, Cool t-shirts, Cool shirts
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"I'm a Keeper" made me smile
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Theres a few here.
Funny CharGrilled - Funny t-shirts.
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ive got a good 'un upstairs i wore on a couple of nights out when i had more ***** and less maturity.

it read "FAKE ****, REAL ****... WHO CARES, THEY ALL TASTE THE SAME"

bloody fantasic that was.
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Old 15 April 2007, 04:26 PM
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I saw one recently that read:


I don't do mingers
(but my mate does)
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Old 15 April 2007, 06:13 PM
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I saw a mate wearing one recently which read:

"I have the body of a god"
"Shame its a Budda"
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Old 15 April 2007, 07:11 PM
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lol classy t shirts lads

i saw one a socialist wore

it said suiciba bomba

i thought that woz good



their woz one t shirt i saw in a shop

it woz a ladies tight t shirt for sale and it said

dont look at my t1ts

i thought that woz good
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Old 15 April 2007, 07:33 PM
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I'm buying that global warming one like!!
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My new one just came...

"if i spiked you,you would know that you have been spoken too!!"
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Jesus is coming .. hide the ****.

Always makes me smile.

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1 from my collection It will have to be worn again once I loose the beer belly.

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