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Old 12 April 2007, 07:40 AM
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going to have the snip at 9 am
Old 12 April 2007, 07:58 AM
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Have you been a lean mean reproducing machine? Are you all babied out?
Good luck apples I wouldnt do it for all the tea in Yorkshire
Old 12 April 2007, 08:26 AM
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**** that, you must be a brave man.
Old 12 April 2007, 08:53 AM
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Question: After the snip is there still fluid release or do you shoot thin air? No danger would I ever allow someone to take away my ability to create bukkaka art
Old 12 April 2007, 09:02 AM
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After the snip is there still fluid release or do you shoot thin air?
What would be the point in that.......?



**** all to wipe on the curtains
Old 12 April 2007, 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Saxo Boy
Question: After the snip is there still fluid release or do you shoot thin air?
Are you planning to inflate your tyres?
Old 12 April 2007, 10:03 AM
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Trust me, your purple-headed yoghurt gun will still produce the goods

Good luck - the 1st 30 seconds are the "uncomfortable" bit...........
Old 12 April 2007, 10:37 AM
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well im back, i was clever enough to ask for it to be done at a local surgery rather than the hospital, wasnt as bad as thought, slightly uncomfterble, had to were one them gowns wer emy **** stuck out the back pmsl

no stitches the cant even see were he went in very very small hole in each ******* all in all happy, gonna keep myself dosed up with pain killers and reep all the benifits fromt he wife, ie i cant lift anything for a few days take it easy etc etc so hmmnnnnnn stretched out on the sofa watchin the box.
Old 12 April 2007, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by apples24
well im back, i was clever enough to ask for it to be done at a local surgery rather than the hospital, wasnt as bad as thought, slightly uncomfterble, had to were one them gowns wer emy **** stuck out the back pmsl

no stitches the cant even see were he went in very very small hole in each ******* all in all happy, gonna keep myself dosed up with pain killers and reep all the benifits fromt he wife, ie i cant lift anything for a few days take it easy etc etc so hmmnnnnnn stretched out on the sofa watchin the box.
Nice DVDathon for you then
Old 12 April 2007, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by apples24
well im back, i was clever enough to ask for it to be done at a local surgery rather than the hospital, wasnt as bad as thought, slightly uncomfterble, had to were one them gowns wer emy **** stuck out the back pmsl

no stitches the cant even see were he went in very very small hole in each ******* all in all happy, gonna keep myself dosed up with pain killers and reep all the benifits fromt he wife, ie i cant lift anything for a few days take it easy etc etc so hmmnnnnnn stretched out on the sofa watchin the box.
I'm glad to hear it went well. I've got to get mine done as well. I got 5 kids and can't risk anymore Wife keeps nagging me as well.
When you say uncomfortable how badly are we talking, painful ?
I'm actually brickiing it about getting it done
Old 12 April 2007, 11:17 AM
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Had mine done nearly 30 years ago. Never regretted it for a moment, best thing since sliced bread.
Old 12 April 2007, 12:12 PM
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My other half had this done years ago. The only downside was he kept saying, "Look at the bruises on that"
Old 12 April 2007, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by apples24
very very small hole in each *******
You have more than one ball bag?
Old 12 April 2007, 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Dieseldog
Are you planning to inflate your tyres?
Old 12 April 2007, 12:39 PM
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Do they still tie an elastic band round them and wait a couple of days for them to drop off ? Or do they just use a couple of house bricks ?
Old 12 April 2007, 12:56 PM
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mark my words
you will remember this post,

when you ball bag cottons on its been messed about with, it will treble in size

you wont have a wrinkle in it
give it a few days and you will be fine, but be sure to fire quite a few off when your ready
Old 12 April 2007, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by LC Geezer
You have more than one ball bag?
Not a lot makes me laugh out loud-but for some reason ******* humour still makes grown men laugh
Old 12 April 2007, 01:30 PM
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All I'll say is make sure you put both tests in. My first one came back clear but something happened in the next month or so and I was back to firing on all cylinders and had to go through it again.

And that wasn't an isolated incident as a friend of mine had exactly the same happen to him last year. You've been warned!

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Old 12 April 2007, 01:36 PM
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Aww, you can sit in your basket all afternoon licking your undercarriage, well thats what the dog did when he was done.

To be honest, since mine, apart from the discomfort at the time and a little bit of an issue with me rejecting the stitches, I would say it was a good thing, all still works as well as it ever did, no worrying about more kids (unless she has a really good night out I suppose) and you dont really even think about it once its done.

Dont forget you need two clear samples, I took mine in and the woman on the desk said, 'is this your first one', so I said 'No I have been at it for years love'....

Make the most of the sympathy vote, be all pathetic, do a lot of wincing etc and milk it (not litterally, well not for a few days) for all its worth.

you big jaffa !
Old 12 April 2007, 03:51 PM
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I'd imagine the last thing you'd want at this sensitive time would be for someone to post up a pic of a really fit bird then eh?
Old 12 April 2007, 05:27 PM
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FWIW - it don't affect your todger....... it's the purple wet teabags underneath
Old 12 April 2007, 05:37 PM
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PMSL at some of the replies on this thread.
Old 12 April 2007, 07:15 PM
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best 150 quid i spend

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Old 12 April 2007, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Aww, you can sit in your basket all afternoon licking your undercarriage, well thats what the dog did when he was done.

To be honest, since mine, apart from the discomfort at the time and a little bit of an issue with me rejecting the stitches, I would say it was a good thing, all still works as well as it ever did, no worrying about more kids (unless she has a really good night out I suppose) and you dont really even think about it once its done.

Dont forget you need two clear samples, I took mine in and the woman on the desk said, 'is this your first one', so I said 'No I have been at it for years love'....

Make the most of the sympathy vote, be all pathetic, do a lot of wincing etc and milk it (not litterally, well not for a few days) for all its worth.

you big jaffa !
FWIW - it don't affect your todger....... it's the purple wet teabags underneath

hehe
Old 12 April 2007, 07:29 PM
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I think I pass out in the car park, proir to the op.
Old 12 April 2007, 10:51 PM
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I've been told that whn the hairs grow back its really itchy
Old 12 April 2007, 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by amazinggrace
I've been told that whn the hairs grow back its really itchy
Old 12 April 2007, 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by amazinggrace
I've been told that whn the hairs grow back its really itchy
You dont need to shave it, but its a good excuse to give it a try !
Old 12 April 2007, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by King Eric
Not a lot makes me laugh out loud-but for some reason ******* humour still makes grown men laugh
Good post . Unlike the original poster, I'm not sure I would be publically boasting about my "jaffa-hood" though


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