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Old 10 April 2007, 08:50 PM
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My dog keeps fluffing during the most awkward moments. This morning Mrs Timkins from the corner shop came for coffee with her daughter Ingrid. Alf my greyhound fluffed and what a stench I blamed the dog but they were looking at me How can I can control his anti social behaviour?

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Old 10 April 2007, 08:54 PM
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Old 10 April 2007, 09:05 PM
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To make a suggestion like that says that you are not a dog lover How about how I suggest you poison your girlfriend because she splattered the toilet seat
Old 10 April 2007, 09:07 PM
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Only joking!!
Old 10 April 2007, 09:07 PM
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Is your dog "fluffing" in the toilet then?
Old 10 April 2007, 09:10 PM
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No, he usually stays in the kitchen or the hall or lobby I will NOT allow him into the lounge or front room due to this "habit". However it makes for awkward moments when he lets one rip as I am entertaining guests in the kitchen, especially ones of the female variety.
Old 10 April 2007, 09:16 PM
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Maybe he has some problems with his gut that a vet should be addressing???
Old 10 April 2007, 09:20 PM
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charcoal biscuits.
Old 10 April 2007, 09:21 PM
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Perhaps you could hang a magic tree air freshener from his tail?

Is the dog on any medication - my in laws had a dog who was on a variety of medicines and that led to whiffy wind.
Old 10 April 2007, 09:26 PM
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The dog is airing his opinion about your choice of new car
Old 10 April 2007, 09:29 PM
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What are you feeding it. Too much protein?
Old 10 April 2007, 09:56 PM
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Look on positive side tho-means u can fart whenever u like and blame dog.

jobs a good un
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Originally Posted by turbomatt
The dog is airing his opinion about your choice of new car
Funny you should mention that, since he has started travelling in the Audi Avant he has not let one go. In the MY02 wagon he was fluffing every 10 minutes so much so I had to drive with the rear windows open which didn't help the already p-ss poor fuel consumption.
Old 11 April 2007, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted by NXG
What are you feeding it. Too much protein?
Maybe, Mrs Naylor down the lane always brings him some of her homegrown brussell sprouts boiled in gravy, he loves 'em
Old 11 April 2007, 10:09 AM
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I wish all my dog did was fart in public, unfortunately he ***** eveything that moves, kids, old grannies, blokes, he ain't fussy at all and it's a right pain in the **** (so I'm told)
Old 11 April 2007, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Karl 227
I wish all my dog did was fart in public, unfortunately he ***** eveything that moves, kids, old grannies, blokes, he ain't fussy at all and it's a right pain in the **** (so I'm told)
Behave yourself young man.
Old 11 April 2007, 10:25 AM
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Man, you have one cleaver dog: Fluffing - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Saw this term on here last week
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