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Old 28 March 2007, 10:24 AM
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Angry Women drivers in the fog.

It's very foggy here today, and I had to drive out of town around 8:45. Since there was little, or no traffic going MY way, I drove at a sedate 35mph and observed the traffic coming INTO town.

Visibility was 35m or so, not good.

I still saw, (but only just), no end of cars with either just sidelights on, or NONE at all

And I have to say, that, with the exception of two scruffy works vans and a Landrover driven by a Colonel Blimp lokalike, ALL those with insufficient lighting were driven by women.

What IS it with women drivers? I thought they were supposed to be safer than us men, (yeah, right)?

I'm SURE I've posted similar before, so why aren't all the women out there, reading this and thinking, "Alcazar sounds a sensible fella. I'll drive with my lights on from now on....."

Or not.

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Old 28 March 2007, 10:29 AM
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If I was a plus member, I'd infract you for the over generalisation and discrimination in your post.
Old 28 March 2007, 10:34 AM
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At that time of day they were probably too busy sorting their make up in the rear view mirror to even notice the fog
Old 28 March 2007, 10:44 AM
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This morning I was driving to work in a little bit of light mist and noticed this bloke behind me driving very erratically. He was looking at every female driver coming in the opposite direction and paying no attention to the road whatsover

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It was the same in St Helens (land of the gods) this morning but yet fogless in Warrington (even the fog has taste)
I noticed the same thing... Loads of cars (didnt notice the gender of the drivers though) with sides or no lights on in St Helens
Then on the flip side how many rusty nuggets will spend the next 5 days forgetting to turn their foglights off and thus unintentionally resemble a person with genetalia on their heads??
The fog does weird things to folk
Old 28 March 2007, 10:46 AM
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Old 28 March 2007, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by scoobychick
This morning I was driving to work in a little bit of light mist and noticed this bloke behind me driving very erratically. He was looking at every female driver coming in the opposite direction and paying no attention to the road whatsover

Coffee over keyboard moment

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Old 28 March 2007, 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Clarebabes
If I was a plus member, I'd infract you for the over generalisation and discrimination in your post.
Ermmmm, except that I DIDN'T generalise, I reported what I saw, and any discrimination was thus on the part of the women drivers who didn't use their lights.

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Old 28 March 2007, 11:04 AM
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Probably a little like the chaps who drive in broad daylight with foglights going. Nothing more annoying that having to drive behind one of these , being blinded by the bright reds.
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Old 28 March 2007, 11:40 AM
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On my way in to the office I spotted some TOP totty.... car after car of them.... busty, nice nipples, blonde, brunette..... feckin LOADS..... nearly lost it twice drooling over them....

Strange thing was the bloke in front, instead of looking at said totty, kept looking at me in his rear view mirror!?!?!? takes all sorts I suppose
Old 28 March 2007, 11:43 AM
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Funny driving over the Cat and Fiddle in the fog it is men with either no lights on or men who leave their rear fog lights on when they can clearly see me behind them!!!!
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Originally Posted by clsbscooby
Funny driving over the Cat and Fiddle in the fog it is men with either no lights on or men who leave their rear fog lights on when they can clearly see me behind them!!!!
Calm down Mrs Woman
Old 28 March 2007, 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
Calm down Mrs Woman

I have to say you were on top form last night on Life on Mars very good.
Old 28 March 2007, 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by clsbscooby
Funny driving over the Cat and Fiddle in the fog it is men with either no lights on or men who leave their rear fog lights on when they can clearly see me behind them!!!!

Originally Posted by Clarebabes
If I was a plus member, I'd infract you for the over generalisation and discrimination in your post.



Never noticed myself but personally you can usually tell if someone has just bought an impreza, the foglights appear wired directly to the ignition
Old 28 March 2007, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by EddScott
Never noticed myself but personally you can usually tell if someone has just bought an impreza, the foglights appear wired directly to the ignition

Yes i believe new Citroen Saxo drivers have the same problem too
Old 28 March 2007, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by clsbscooby
I have to say you were on top form last night on Life on Mars very good.
Less of the Dorothy act love, now go and detect me some buscuits
Old 28 March 2007, 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by clsbscooby
Yes i believe new Citroen Saxo drivers have the same problem too
And mostly wired to the rear bumper of an Impreza
Old 28 March 2007, 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by clsbscooby
Funny driving over the Cat and Fiddle in the fog it is men with either no lights on or men who leave their rear fog lights on when they can clearly see me behind them!!!!
If its foggy enough to need foglights on, and I can clearly see you behind me I'd suggest you stop driving so bloody close...
Old 28 March 2007, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Prasius
If its foggy enough to need foglights on, and I can clearly see you behind me I'd suggest you stop driving so bloody close...
then speed up
Old 28 March 2007, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobychick
This morning I was driving to work in a little bit of light mist and noticed this bloke behind me driving very erratically. He was looking at every female driver coming in the opposite direction and paying no attention to the road whatsover

I hope you gave Bob a good slap when you next saw him

Sal - been meaning to get back to you about your request - no one near me seems to stock any
Old 28 March 2007, 02:44 PM
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Some drivers seem to forget that lights are for being seen as well as for seeing with, so they don't put them on if they can see ahead of themselves but forget that it is easier to see a cars lights than the car itself if it is foggy or getting dark / light.

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Old 28 March 2007, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by clsbscooby
then speed up
Not sure if your just trying to be funny or not - hope you are.
Old 29 March 2007, 07:28 AM
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Originally Posted by alcazar
It's very foggy here today, and I had to drive out of town around 8:45. Since there was little, or no traffic going MY way, I drove at a sedate 35mph and observed the traffic coming INTO town.

Visibility was 35m or so, not good.

I still saw, (but only just), no end of cars with either just sidelights on, or NONE at all

And I have to say, that, with the exception of two scruffy works vans and a Landrover driven by a Colonel Blimp lokalike, ALL those with insufficient lighting were driven by women.

What IS it with women drivers? I thought they were supposed to be safer than us men, (yeah, right)?

I'm SURE I've posted similar before, so why aren't all the women out there, reading this and thinking, "Alcazar sounds a sensible fella. I'll drive with my lights on from now on....."

Or not.

Alcazar

know what you mean fella. finished work yesterday morning at 6.00am and driving home was a barrel of laughs. as i work in the depths of foxhills ind. est. at the top of the hill so to speak, it was its worst as it was still dark. i had my full beams on, front and rear foggies on and visability was still minus 50 metres or so. even i didnt dare overtake anyone on striaghts for fear of unseen oncoming traffic.

was particularly bad wed morning here though...
Old 29 March 2007, 07:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Clarebabes
If I was a plus member, I'd infract you for the over generalisation and discrimination in your post.
Have to agree there... I was out yesterday morning too with correct lights on... and I was amazed at the blokes in bmws and other like saloons that had NO lights on whatsoever.. i might add... usually the same sort of drivers that have fog lights on in bright sunshine !!
Old 29 March 2007, 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Prasius
Not sure if your just trying to be funny or not - hope you are.

I was don't worry
Old 29 March 2007, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted by ///\oo/\\\
Sal - been meaning to get back to you about your request - no one near me seems to stock any
Ah well, thanks for looking
Old 29 March 2007, 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by girl-in-a-scoob
Have to agree there... I was out yesterday morning too with correct lights on... and I was amazed at the blokes in bmws and other like saloons that had NO lights on whatsoever.. i might add... usually the same sort of drivers that have fog lights on in bright sunshine !!
Maybe their foglight switches are upside-down?

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