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she sure has mate, matured like whisky, far better than the slappers britney, xristina and paris hilton etc etc
16 March 2007, 01:04 AM
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The music's a tad more poppy than "Skater boy" atc, but she does look damn, damn fine ! Cheers Kiwi.
16 March 2007, 01:48 AM
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16 March 2007, 07:56 AM
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I'd quite happily chuck one up her
16 March 2007, 10:05 AM
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Nice!
16 March 2007, 10:15 AM
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I'd throw her half a pint of throat yogurt...
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16 March 2007, 10:16 AM
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I saw an advert for ARENA magazine the other day, she looks great on the front cover.
16 March 2007, 10:54 AM
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I'd throw her half a pint of throat yogurt...
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Thanks for that. Cheered up my entire office.
16 March 2007, 12:12 PM
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Comparatively classy I'd say.
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16 March 2007, 01:20 PM
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Thanks for that. Cheered up my entire office.
I'm here to please
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16 March 2007, 02:13 PM
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I'd throw her half a pint of throat yogurt...
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cheers for that chop I am just eating a yogurt or should I say I was, its now in the bin!!
Anyroad half a pint? fek me you need to bail some out more often son, you'll rip yer pants if you aint carefull with the extra wieght.
16 March 2007, 02:15 PM
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Yeah, I'd give her one.
16 March 2007, 02:22 PM
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I'd slam in the lamb!
We're going to run out of euphenisms sooner or later!!
Knowing SN, it'll be later..........MUCH later!!!
16 March 2007, 02:44 PM
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How about.....
'Avril was powerless to resist. His eyes burned into hers like sapphires. His strong arms enfolded her tender body as she felt herself being swept away in a whirlwind of passion. Then he dropped his trolleys and coughed his filthy yoghurt in her hair'. ( from 'The Gentleman and the Lady' by Barbara Cartland).
16 March 2007, 02:49 PM
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How about.....
'Avril was powerless to resist. His eyes burned into hers like sapphires. His strong arms enfolded her tender body as she felt herself being swept away in a whirlwind of passion. Then he dropped his trolleys and coughed his filthy yoghurt in her hair'. ( from 'The Gentleman and the Lady' by Barbara Cartland).
And as he buried his head in her lap it was like being hit in the face with a clowns pie!
yep I have the book too!
16 March 2007, 02:57 PM
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...from 'The Memoirs of Queen Victoria's Ghillie' by John Brown, by any chance...?
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16 March 2007, 04:02 PM
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Thats the fighter
16 March 2007, 04:24 PM
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what happened to her
last time i saw a picture of her she looked like a crack smoking junkie
16 March 2007, 04:48 PM
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what happened to her
last time i saw a picture of her she looked like a crack smoking junkie
I've got something she could smoke and get addicted to.
16 March 2007, 04:51 PM
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I've got something she could smoke and get addicted to.
MMMMm.....the Pink Pipe of Peace ?
16 March 2007, 04:51 PM
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Dont look to bad to me
16 March 2007, 04:52 PM
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bunch of craddle snatchers you lot are. she isnt anything special at all.
16 March 2007, 04:54 PM
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bunch of craddle snatchers you lot are. she isnt anything special at all.
If you had a choice between a new car and one that had been arround the clock which one would you have?
16 March 2007, 04:59 PM
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If you had a choice between a new car and one that had been arround the clock which one would you have?
well when the new car is a peugeot 207 and the used one is a lamborghini I think I will go with used
16 March 2007, 05:00 PM
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well when the new car is a peugeot 207 and the used one is a lamborghini I think I will go with used
lolol very good!
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