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Old 05 March 2007, 06:33 PM
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Old 05 March 2007, 06:47 PM
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hahahahaha
Old 05 March 2007, 06:48 PM
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Got these in an email yesterday ... made me laugh
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some of them are classic shame they dont do an exam for the class clown they would of passed hands down
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Old 05 March 2007, 07:08 PM
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If i was a teacher i would of laughed my head of marking that
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Old 05 March 2007, 09:37 PM
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I'm sure the authors will be able to smirk when they reflect on giving those answers, as they serve up another Big Mac 'n' Fries
Old 05 March 2007, 10:15 PM
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Here's one from an A-level Chemistry script. The candidate was good and threw this in at the end of the paper.

A hydrogen atom meets his friend who is a proton and says how are you? Not really very well to be honest. Why is that? I've lost an electron. Are you sure? Yes, I'm positive!
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Seen on a KS3 Science paper two years ago:

Question: "Describe how you know the deer in the picture above is male?"

Answer: "Because it's got a stupid face".

Question: "Why don't human eggs have a yolk?"

Answer: "Because they taste just as good without one".

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Very funny those

Wouldn't have got way with some of those comments in my day
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