moses

lol , be honest


when making luv sometimes, plz keep it clean so they dont take it away


any of u guys sometimes shoot too quick or what, lol i get my goood days when i can work at it for ages and ages and sometimes i dont know i may last only 10 mins or so if i aint had it for ages lol, but i make up for it coz im at it alot of times so it makes up but for some reason the first time is always the quick time lol, only sometimes not always


anyone else have the same prob or is it common

speye91

Knock one off,before getting on.

moses

lol class, i swear im not good at that, i swear i aint lying
see i woz a virgin till i got married at 16, so never had the chance of masterbating, believe me im telling the truth even if i tried i will fail

i only understand loving properly lol

cheers anyways, so is it common does that happen or is it just me lol

ru'

gatty

i dont know moses i think you are a right w**ker.

kingofturds

iTrader: (1)

Being a Muslim alcohol is out of the question, so if you cant knock one out before try rubbing chilli on your ***** . I tried this when I was trying to impress my new gf (only 19 at the time) it burnt like **** but i lasted ages as I could hardly feel a thing.
























At the end of the day though as long as you have shot your muck thats all that matters,gives her more time in the kitchen

milf hunter

its the money shot which gets you the cash

keep up the good wood

Chip Sengravy

Moses back on true form, with sound sexual advice and frank discussions.

AudiLover

haha at all you two pump squirters

Chip Sengravy

When you are trying to give a lady the ride of her life, do you think of a 1972 Vauxhall Viva, in brown?

moses

lol at least i got a ding dong tae w@nk u harry hoofter

J4CKO

iTrader: (1)

Moses, you are kidding right, married at 16 so never got the chance for a swift one of the wrist, come on, thats more about religion and shame than what actually happened.


Its hardly difficult, you dont have to be good at it !

Perhaps beng circumcised put paid to it ?

moses

lol thats class mate , u bring back memories see when i woz 18 i used tae work in one of my dads shops and one of my customers woz a male chippendale kinda guy , a glasgow strip group for wimmin


i says tae him mate what if its cold and its all shrinky, what dae u dae tae save embarressment, he told me him and the boys usually rub deep heat beforehand and that warms it up and keeps it half hanging lol


lol class so i just wanted tae see what deep heat does,man i wish i never tried i rubbed it on and **** it burned like hell

moses

lol awesome mate haha lol @ good wood, made me laff, cheers

anyone ever tried mulitiple male orgasm as in shooting a few times but not letting the full load oot and u can be at it for ages and ages, man its awesome and keeps it all moist

moses

lol cheers mate, i woz gonna get all political again the day theirs some new news and i felt bitter, but i thought i will give it a rest the day

cheers

moses

lol if i want some long action and the warrior darth vader down under is trigger happy, i usually think aboot jetbiking or something bitter, it takes my mind aff it so pompei and vesuvius dont blow oot too fast lol

AudiLover

You have to keep her moist. Obviously not getting her wet enough.

lol drying up on you

moses

lol not that bud, many circumsized folk must w@nk but i cannae, i just aint good at it, nothing beats good making luv mate wae the partners etc

i wouldnt wanna masterbate anyways

anyone have foot fetish, i dae, i luv feet, wimmins feet should be well looked after and no bendy toes and beautiful ankles and tasty and delicious toes in mouth lol, brilliant

moses

lol u dont understand mate its naturally moist but when u *** a lil and massage a lil and carry on for ages,lol its even better and more slippier



try it, dont *** fully, but pull it oot and spray and rub a dub and then enter, dae it all nite long and u will luv it

AudiLover

when I *** its a bit more sticky actually. The womans juices are more slippery

J4CKO

iTrader: (1)

Yes, true but without a harem its not possble to guarantee that the lady n your life wont 'have the painters in', headache, bad mood, or out at John Lewis(her not me, dont want to get arrested !) when the mood takes you.

Why wouldnt you want to, that stuff about Allah killing a kitten isnt true you know.

moses

lol i think its the same for all men but still helps lubrication lol

moses

lol i never head that story, blasphemy


lol @ harem haha, so true, mate all men suffer that old headache excuse or sore back excuse, specially when the men r very horny, i feel so sorry for myself and still she doesnt let me have another 3 wives , i said tae her once come on luv, u will be so tired looking after the babies, u need help wae the housework and me,why dont i get another couple of wifeys , she isnt having any of it lol

STi wanna Subaru

iTrader: (1)

I think moses is gay and likes to bum men. this is all a cover story.

moses

lol i luv bumming men named sti wanna subaru lol i know u make u horny, come along and be my biatch lady i know u want me kebab and veg lol

your name should be sti wanna screw u

STi wanna Subaru

iTrader: (1)

You wouldn't want to. I only wipe my **** with toilet paper so it's covered in skid stains. You'd get your mammoth circumcised ***** covered in pooh and bits of sweetcorn. Still if you can deal with that I'll take your baby potion up my ringer

moses

lol u dirty ol lady u

Lee247

moses, you crack me up
You won't post a pic of your face but we all know more about your sexual antics than anyone else

Bubba po

Lydia72

So there you are banging away for hours and feeling really proud of yourself........

..... and the whole time your missus is thinking 'Bliddy hell I wish he'd get on with it, Corro is on in ten minutes'