To enhance my pole-dancing routine.....
28 February 2007, 01:51 PM
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To enhance my pole-dancing routine.....
......I went to the local gym and asked the training instructor if he could teach me to do the splits.
He asked me how flexible I was, and I told him I couldn't do Tuesdays or Thursdays
28 February 2007, 01:54 PM
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I never even thought of Poles as being particularly good dancers anyway. South Americans on the other hand
28 February 2007, 05:20 PM
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......I went to the local gym and asked the training instructor if he could teach me to do the splits.
He asked me how flexible I was, and I told him I couldn't do Tuesdays or Thursdays
You owe me 10 seconds of my life please... Or are you DI Sam Tyler in which case I may be able to understand how it was funny the first time in 1973
DCI Gene Hunt, get this chap back in the decade where his jokes belong please
28 February 2007, 05:33 PM
Have you not noticed he is from the Balkans? That joke has probably only just arrived there.
28 February 2007, 05:44 PM
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He is a She, lads
28 February 2007, 05:57 PM
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Thank you 84of300
I know it's an old one but it tickled me
28 February 2007, 06:05 PM
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Thank you 84of300
I know it's an old one but it tickled me
I'm afraid I do the tickling round here
for the record I've just heard that joke, my names Gene Hunt and I'm the DCI, its 1973, and almost teatime, I'm having hoops
28 February 2007, 06:07 PM
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He is a She, lads
A ***** or he - she 84? in a situation like this we need a concise answer
28 February 2007, 06:10 PM
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Definately a She thank you DCI - now get back to your hoops
28 February 2007, 06:11 PM
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Definately a She thank you DCI - now get back to your hoops
I'm sorry love, but this is a rather delicate investigation, and we'll be needing photographic evidence to back up your claim
28 February 2007, 06:12 PM
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A ***** or he - she 84? in a situation like this we need a concise answer
She
next question
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She
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More than a handful?
28 February 2007, 06:14 PM
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Ask her
Do you look like DCI Gene Hunt
28 February 2007, 06:15 PM
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Do you look like DCI Gene Hunt
Same bastid tailor
28 February 2007, 06:45 PM
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......I went to the local gym and asked the training instructor if he could teach me to do the splits.
He asked me how flexible I was, and I told him I couldn't do Tuesdays or Thursdays
That was well old but made me laugh. Thanks.
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Reminds me of that joke about the woman who slips in the bathroom, does the splits naked , then gets stuck to the floor like a sink-plunger.
28 February 2007, 07:10 PM
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Reminds me of that joke about the woman who slips in the bathroom, does the splits naked , then gets stuck to the floor like a sink-plunger.
Hmm slug trails...
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Hmm slug trails...
Fascinating, apparently the amount of information in a a single slug trail of a few metres is equivavelent to many CDs worth.
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28 February 2007, 01:51 PM
To enhance my pole-dancing routine.....
for the record I've just heard that joke, my names Gene Hunt and I'm the DCI, its 1973, and almost teatime, I'm having hoops 
