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Old 28 February 2007, 01:13 AM
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PENDING MARRIAGE

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was
her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and
generally was bra less. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up
and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them
down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and
behold, her entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, we are
very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:
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.Always keep your condoms in your car........
Old 28 February 2007, 01:22 AM
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I think you might find the SIAL patrol are going to hunt you down for that one
Old 28 February 2007, 01:28 AM
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oh ****...

Quick someone delete it
Old 28 February 2007, 01:29 AM
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"Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry"
Old 28 February 2007, 07:02 AM
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How old is that?
Old 28 February 2007, 08:02 AM
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Made me laugh
Old 28 February 2007, 08:51 AM
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LMFAO!

Now doing the rounds at work
Old 28 February 2007, 11:05 AM
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The old ones are the best, I enjoyed it anyway.

Les
Old 28 February 2007, 11:16 AM
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The younger sister gets hornier every time I read the latest version
Old 28 February 2007, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by David Lock
The younger sister gets hornier every time I read the latest version
thats what we like to hear
Old 28 February 2007, 06:47 PM
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And the moral of this story is:
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Don't let your scoob roll into the lake until you've saved the condoms from the glovebox!
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