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Old 25 February 2007, 11:22 PM
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Default The Snip.........aaargh!!!!!

Hurts like hell even after two days.

The operation was fine - only felt the injection part. But now the local has worn off I have had major abdominal pain and tightness around the stitches.

Sympathy anyone
Old 25 February 2007, 11:24 PM
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And you needed to share this with us!!!!!

Why??
Old 25 February 2007, 11:24 PM
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It gets easier.........
Old 25 February 2007, 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Wonder Wagon
And you needed to share this with us!!!!!

Why??
Because it hurts like hell, even after two days!!!!!!!!!
Old 25 February 2007, 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Wonder Wagon
And you needed to share this with us!!!!!

Why??
Cos we're a 'caring/sharing' community

Old 25 February 2007, 11:31 PM
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are we talking removal of the ******??
if so im glad i know its not worth it! or is it?
Old 25 February 2007, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by hectic
Cos we're a 'caring/sharing' community

Well here's hoping
Old 25 February 2007, 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by RUDDY
are we talking removal of the ******??
if so im glad i know its not worth it! or is it?
he's not been castrated
Old 25 February 2007, 11:37 PM
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are we talking removal of the ******??
if so im glad i know its not worth it! or is it?
nope, thats way past that.. this is a simple cut/stitch procedure that renders ones bollocks incapable of fitting into the scrotal sac for a short period of time.
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Originally Posted by Felix.
Well here's hoping
Dont be hopng too hard now, y'hear....
Old 25 February 2007, 11:41 PM
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oh! my dog had that done! he was fine in a couple of days
i fed him plenty of pigs ears worth a try?
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Originally Posted by Felix.
Hurts like hell even after two days.

The operation was fine - only felt the injection part. But now the local has worn off I have had major abdominal pain and tightness around the stitches.

Sympathy anyone

You should of pulled out saves the snip

ffs its like the NHS in here sometimes
Old 25 February 2007, 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted by RUDDY
oh! my dog had that done! he was fine in a couple of days
i fed him plenty of pigs ears worth a try?
thats funny
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Had mine done a while ago. I now suffer from Epididamitis (not sure of spelling). It a pain from the tubes, bit like being smacked in the teds, a bit of swelling and quite bad pain some times but 500mg Brufen normally works.

They did not mention that at the time of snip
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And another thing....

Why did it take about 15 people in the operating room..????

3 blokes and the rest female. 1 male surgeon, 1 male helper and 1 male anaesthetist. 12 women just stood watching.

When my wife had our children there was not one male in the room (apart from me). The only time one entered the room was when she asked for an epidural - but then they asked her if it was ok for a male doctor to perform this first.
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Originally Posted by Felix.
And another thing....

Why did it take about 15 people in the operating room..????

3 blokes and the rest female. 1 male surgeon, 1 male helper and 1 male anaesthetist. 12 women just stood watching.

When my wife had our children there was not one male in the room (apart from me). The only time one entered the room was when she asked for an epidural - but then they asked her if it was ok for a male doctor to perform this first.
Its like men like girl on girl action, women like a bit of men on men action apparently.
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Originally Posted by Felix.
And another thing....

Why did it take about 15 people in the operating room..????

3 blokes and the rest female. 1 male surgeon, 1 male helper and 1 male anaesthetist. 12 women just stood watching.

When my wife had our children there was not one male in the room (apart from me). The only time one entered the room was when she asked for an epidural - but then they asked her if it was ok for a male doctor to perform this first.
The 12 women were there in case the conventional op failed and they had to sterilising you by "plan b" (it simply involves exhausting your fertility)

Condolences about the pain. Try ibuprofen.

Look on the bright side. No more contraception worries for you!

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Originally Posted by Blue Dragoon
Had mine done a while ago. I now suffer from Epididamitis (not sure of spelling). It a pain from the tubes, bit like being smacked in the teds, a bit of swelling and quite bad pain some times but 500mg Brufen normally works.

They did not mention that at the time of snip
Its not only me then? I get this a bit now and again, they dont tell you that in the brochure do they?
Old 26 February 2007, 01:13 PM
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Christ, I was contemplating getting this done but I've changed my mind now.
Old 26 February 2007, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Felix.
Hurts like hell even after two days.

The operation was fine - only felt the injection part. But now the local has worn off I have had major abdominal pain and tightness around the stitches.

Sympathy anyone
Obviously you're under the thumb at home. The missus has insisted you get the operation, and like a good little husband (wimp) you've gone and got it done.
She'll now leave you and get pregnant off that good looking bloke in the office, while you'll be stuck at home for the rest of your life, as no female wants go meet a man who can't produce.

Maybe before you got the snip, you should have grown a bigger pair, and told her to get the coil put in instead. Or at least told her to get fcuked. You could have then still spunked inside of her quite happily.



Old 26 February 2007, 04:21 PM
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Knock one out
Old 26 February 2007, 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Mark Miwurdz
Knock one out
Won't it be just a few puffs of air that comes out now though?
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Originally Posted by JamieMacdonald
Won't it be just a few puffs of air that comes out now though?
Now that was funny
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Old 26 February 2007, 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Tony MY03WRX
"I feel like chicken tonight"
Old 26 February 2007, 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by JamieMacdonald
Won't it be just a few puffs of air that comes out now though?
Its not about the wand - but the magician behind it...!!!

Old 26 February 2007, 05:33 PM
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two years later my brother in law is still avin probs gettin a stiffy

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Originally Posted by Felix.
Its not about the wand - but the magician behind it...!!!

Sooty??

Well, Sue did get pregnant in the later series and I can't see Sweep having been responsible; he doesn't even have a wand!!

Old 28 February 2007, 01:50 PM
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oh! my dog had that done! he was fine in a couple of days
Christ, talk about not knowing about the birds and bees in here.......I think you will find your dog was castrated. That's ever so slightly different to a vasectomy



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