The Snip.........aaargh!!!!!
 

Hurts like hell even after two days.

The operation was fine - only felt the injection part. But now the local has worn off I have had major abdominal pain and tightness around the stitches.

Sympathy anyone :freak3: :freak3:

And you needed to share this with us!!!!!

Why??

It gets easier.........

Because it hurts like hell, even after two days!!!!!!!!!

Cos we're a 'caring/sharing' community:wonder:

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are we talking removal of the scrote??
if so im glad i know its not worth it! or is it?

Well here's hoping :) :)

he's not been castrated :lol1:

nope, thats way past that.. this is a simple cut/stitch procedure that renders ones bollocks incapable of fitting into the scrotal sac for a short period of time.

Dont be hopng too hard now, y'hear....:freak3:

oh! my dog had that done! he was fine in a couple of days :thumb:
i fed him plenty of pigs ears :wonder: worth a try?
:lol1: :freak3:

You should of pulled out saves the snip

ffs its like the NHS in here sometimes :)

thats funny:lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

Had mine done a while ago. I now suffer from Epididamitis (not sure of spelling). It a pain from the tubes, bit like being smacked in the teds, a bit of swelling and quite bad pain some times but 500mg Brufen normally works.

They did not mention that at the time of snip :(

And another thing....

Why did it take about 15 people in the operating room..????

3 blokes and the rest female. 1 male surgeon, 1 male helper and 1 male anaesthetist. 12 women just stood watching.

When my wife had our children there was not one male in the room (apart from me). The only time one entered the room was when she asked for an epidural - but then they asked her if it was ok for a male doctor to perform this first.

Its like men like girl on girl action, women like a bit of men on men action apparently.

The 12 women were there in case the conventional op failed and they had to sterilising you by "plan b" (it simply involves exhausting your fertility) ;) :D

Condolences about the pain. Try ibuprofen.

Look on the bright side. No more contraception worries for you!

Ns04

If you're at home bored and have Sky, pass the time by watching Hard Candy on Box Office :)

Its not only me then? I get this a bit now and again, they dont tell you that in the brochure do they?:Whatever_

Christ, I was contemplating getting this done but I've changed my mind now. :(

Obviously you're under the thumb at home. The missus has insisted you get the operation, and like a good little husband (wimp) you've gone and got it done.
She'll now leave you and get pregnant off that good looking bloke in the office, while you'll be stuck at home for the rest of your life, as no female wants go meet a man who can't produce.

Maybe before you got the snip, you should have grown a bigger pair, and told her to get the coil put in instead. Or at least told her to get fcuked. You could have then still spunked inside of her quite happily.



:D :D

Knock one out ;)

Won't it be just a few puffs of air that comes out now though? ;)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Now that was funny :lol1: :lol1:

"I feel like chicken tonight" :D

Its not about the wand - but the magician behind it...!!!

:norty: :norty:

two years later my brother in law is still avin probs gettin a stiffy

:wonder:

Sooty?? :D

Well, Sue did get pregnant in the later series and I can't see Sweep having been responsible; he doesn't even have a wand!!

:lol1:

Christ, talk about not knowing about the birds and bees in here.......I think you will find your dog was castrated. That's ever so slightly different to a vasectomy ;)