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06 February 2007, 06:54 PM
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what would you have?
i know what most men would want but lets not go there
06 February 2007, 06:57 PM
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they'd want a moob reduction
06 February 2007, 07:02 PM
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it either that or the enlargement i think
i dont think people would admit want they want to change. i have a cows-lick and i hate it, i would change that
06 February 2007, 07:03 PM
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what would you have?
i know what most men would want but lets not go there
You guessed it ...
id suffer a 30 percent reduction, if only to improve my love-life.
06 February 2007, 07:20 PM
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you have had a third breast removed?
i thought lots of people would want a nose job
06 February 2007, 07:30 PM
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ears. (a bit sticky outy)
06 February 2007, 07:30 PM
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I wouldn't do it even if they paid me
06 February 2007, 07:32 PM
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if it was free, then i would get
your **** done bigger
06 February 2007, 07:37 PM
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Penile reduction
06 February 2007, 07:42 PM
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Penile reduction
it will still look silly on your head mate. no matter what the size.
sorry, i couldnt resist..
06 February 2007, 07:45 PM
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I guess I would get my **** made big and fat and ugly ...... I am ABSOLUTELY FED UP with women thinking they can squeeze my bum all the time!!
06 February 2007, 07:48 PM
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I guess I would get my **** made big and fat and ugly ...... I am ABSOLUTELY FED UP with women thinking they can squeeze my bum all the time!!
06 February 2007, 08:00 PM
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I guess I would get my **** made big and fat and ugly ...... I am ABSOLUTELY FED UP with women thinking they can squeeze my bum all the time!!
come on ladies. he isnt a piece of meat. he has a personality , you know
06 February 2007, 08:18 PM
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06 February 2007, 08:20 PM
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what pete's ???
sick man !!!!
06 February 2007, 08:26 PM
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Id have sarasquares hands sewn to her *** so she couldnt post drivel on scoobynet all the time
06 February 2007, 08:43 PM
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06 February 2007, 09:32 PM
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boob job over here please
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i guess i would have a boob job even though they are a good size just to look a bit like jordan ha ha
06 February 2007, 09:52 PM
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I think I would want bigger breasts too, so I have something else to play with when the missus is out
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06 February 2007, 10:06 PM
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Id have sarasquares hands sewn to her *** so she couldnt post drivel on scoobynet all the time
everyone says i talk out of my **** anyway
06 February 2007, 10:27 PM
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How would he know ....??? !
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06 February 2007, 10:31 PM
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Think I would like my little Christmas pud pot flattened. Would save me all the working out I am having to do at the mo'
06 February 2007, 10:40 PM
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Nose job. I have the side profile of a can opener.
06 February 2007, 10:42 PM
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I'd have the little bump in my nose filed out
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Mine's never been the same since I kicked off with Chuck Norris one night in the Boar's Head.
06 February 2007, 10:50 PM
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His was worse, so I heard
if you could have a FREE cosmetic surgery op...
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