if you could have a FREE cosmetic surgery op...
 

what would you have? :wonder:

i know what most men would want but lets not go there :p

they'd want a moob reduction:lol1:

it either that or the enlargement i think :D

i dont think people would admit want they want to change. i have a cows-lick and i hate it, i would change that :thumb:

You guessed it ...:(


id suffer a 30 percent reduction, if only to improve my love-life.

you have had a third breast removed? :wonder:

i thought lots of people would want a nose job :p

ears. (a bit sticky outy) :freak3:

I wouldn't do it even if they paid me :nono:

if it was free, then i would get your tits done bigger






:D

Penile reduction :D

it will still look silly on your head mate. no matter what the size. :D




sorry, i couldnt resist..:notworthy

I guess I would get my arse made big and fat and ugly ...... I am ABSOLUTELY FED UP with women thinking they can squeeze my bum all the time!! :mad: :mad:

:lol1:

come on ladies. he isnt a piece of meat. he has a personality , you know :thumb:

I'd want internet x-ray eyes made so that when I see your posts I can see through them and see your chuff :D:p:D

what pete's ???


sick man !!!!

Id have sarasquares hands sewn to her ass so she couldnt post drivel on scoobynet all the time:D

Everything :D

Modesty;).....

boob job over here please :D

If I had to have something done I suppose it would be bigger boobies but not really that bothered, my bf tells me any more than a handful is a waste:p :wonder: :lol1:

i guess i would have a boob job even though they are a good size just to look a bit like jordan ha ha :D

I think I would want bigger breasts too, so I have something else to play with when the missus is out ;)

:lol1:

everyone says i talk out of my arse anyway :lol1:

How would he know ....??? ! :D

Dave

Think I would like my little Christmas pud pot flattened. Would save me all the working out I am having to do at the mo' :D

Nose job. I have the side profile of a can opener.

I'd have the little bump in my nose filed out

Mine's never been the same since I kicked off with Chuck Norris one night in the Boar's Head. :(

:lol1: His was worse, so I heard