jaycee

A hippy gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks:

"Can we have sex?",

"No" she replies, "I'm married to God."

She stands up and gets off at the next stop. The bus driver
overheard the conversation, turns to the hippy and says:

"I can tell you how to get sex with her!".

"Yeah?", says the hippy "Yeah!", says the bus driver,

"She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray.
So all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous stuff in your beard, go to the cemetery and claim that you're God."

The hippy decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night.

"I am God", he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low to hide his face.

"Have sex with me."

The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to **** sex,as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.

'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her.

As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.

"Ha-ha", he cries. "I am the hippy!",

"Ha-ha", cries the nun. "I am the bus driver!".



Jason

Markus

bummer!

carl

Jaysus! I heard that joke when I was 12, and that was a long time ago.

Norman D. Landing

Jaycee, I've had more emails from you than anyone else and you only put me on your joke group 3 weeks ago, keep em coming, good job that man

silverscoobports

not as amusing as the 3 year old girl who i met at the checkout in my local asda the other day who told anyone that would listen that mummy puts daddys ***** in her mouth much to my amusement
lady in question less than impressed!!!