gotta go have the snip
23 January 2007, 01:15 PM
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gotta go have the snip
ok so i know its a 20 min op under a local so not too bad, so do i have to go in lay down and flop out my meat and 2 veg infront of all or just slide a bollok out a gap of me boxers?
pmsl sounds silly but im shy laying there in the startkers infront of a surgeon, especially when the ******* holding a blade
pmsl sounds silly but im shy laying there in the startkers infront of a surgeon, especially when the ******* holding a blade
23 January 2007, 01:17 PM
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Apparently its the size of the massive needle that scares the crap out of you!!
Numbing them is the issue ..... NOT the scalpel ..... imagine having a needle shoved in each of your bollox??
Well, thats it - they are NOT numbed when the needle goes in!!
I would RUN AWAY!! Why have it done, anyway????
Numbing them is the issue ..... NOT the scalpel ..... imagine having a needle shoved in each of your bollox??
Well, thats it - they are NOT numbed when the needle goes in!!
I would RUN AWAY!! Why have it done, anyway????
23 January 2007, 01:17 PM
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so do i have to go in lay down and flop out my meat and 2 veg infront of all or just slide a bollok out a gap of me boxers?
pmsl sounds silly but im shy laying there in the startkers infront of a surgeon, especially when the ******* holding a blade
pmsl sounds silly but im shy laying there in the startkers infront of a surgeon, especially when the ******* holding a blade
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23 January 2007, 01:23 PM
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""Doctors' unions in Romania have criticised a decision to make a surgeon pay £100,000 in damages after he lost his temper and hacked off a patient's ***** during surgery.
Surgeon Naum Ciomu, who had been suffering from stress at the time, had been operating on patient Nelu Radonescu, 36, to correct a testicular malformation when he suddenly lost his temper.
Grabbing a scalpel, he sliced off the ***** in front of shocked nursing staff, and then placed it on the operating table where he chopped it into small pieces before storming out of the operating theatre at Bucharest hospital""
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Surgeon Naum Ciomu, who had been suffering from stress at the time, had been operating on patient Nelu Radonescu, 36, to correct a testicular malformation when he suddenly lost his temper.
Grabbing a scalpel, he sliced off the ***** in front of shocked nursing staff, and then placed it on the operating table where he chopped it into small pieces before storming out of the operating theatre at Bucharest hospital""
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23 January 2007, 01:25 PM
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A massive needle eh Pete, more like a big ***** 
Injection in the skin of your sack, not your *****, 1 cut, a bit of tugging, 2 sections of pipe snipped out, tubes tied & a quick sow up. 1/2hr or so & you can hobble home. Just don't forget your nice tight pants as they don't want to be dangling for a few days afterwards
Apples, I don't think you will be thinking about your modesty tbh, just mind you don't have a twinge when the Dr grabs hold
Injection in the skin of your sack, not your *****, 1 cut, a bit of tugging, 2 sections of pipe snipped out, tubes tied & a quick sow up. 1/2hr or so & you can hobble home. Just don't forget your nice tight pants as they don't want to be dangling for a few days afterwards
Apples, I don't think you will be thinking about your modesty tbh, just mind you don't have a twinge when the Dr grabs hold
23 January 2007, 01:28 PM
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23 January 2007, 01:53 PM
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It's a small needle, the anaesthetic stings a bit as it goes in, but nowt you'll feel after a few seconds
Can cause some discomfort with tugging etc, but that's all it is, a mild discomfort.
DO wear a jockstrap, or tight-ish jockeys for week or so afterwards
You'll have to shave ALL your pubes off........prickly!!!! Shaving your nuts is a laugh a minute
DON'T do as I did: the anaesthetic contains some ephidrine, which makes you feel a bit "well". I felt so "well" that I walked a mile home only a half hour after the op. Result: a week off work with severe bruising, nuts the size of tennis *****, and unable to lie on my stomach
The worst bit, for me, was the 20 minutes spent waiting to go into theatre on a trolley/stretcher, wearing nowt but the theatre gown.
Every, and I mean EVERY, female nurse that walked past, asked me, "Have you been shaved?", then whipped my gown up to check! Randy little sods
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Can cause some discomfort with tugging etc, but that's all it is, a mild discomfort.
DO wear a jockstrap, or tight-ish jockeys for week or so afterwards
You'll have to shave ALL your pubes off........prickly!!!! Shaving your nuts is a laugh a minute
DON'T do as I did: the anaesthetic contains some ephidrine, which makes you feel a bit "well". I felt so "well" that I walked a mile home only a half hour after the op
. Result: a week off work with severe bruising, nuts the size of tennis *****, and unable to lie on my stomachThe worst bit, for me, was the 20 minutes spent waiting to go into theatre on a trolley/stretcher, wearing nowt but the theatre gown.
Every, and I mean EVERY, female nurse that walked past, asked me, "Have you been shaved?", then whipped my gown up to check! Randy little sods
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23 January 2007, 03:14 PM
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ok so i know its a 20 min op under a local so not too bad, so do i have to go in lay down and flop out my meat and 2 veg infront of all or just slide a bollok out a gap of me boxers?
pmsl sounds silly but im shy laying there in the startkers infront of a surgeon, especially when the ******* holding a blade
pmsl sounds silly but im shy laying there in the startkers infront of a surgeon, especially when the ******* holding a blade
Oh and good luck!
23 January 2007, 03:22 PM
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I saw something like that. Who'd imagine that the skin would stretch that much so that your ***** looked like grapefruits.
23 January 2007, 04:38 PM
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Hello
Not recommended for the squeamish: Operative slides of procedure for male sterilisation and Vasectomy
(shows what they do in the operation)
Steve
Not recommended for the squeamish: Operative slides of procedure for male sterilisation and Vasectomy
(shows what they do in the operation)
Steve
23 January 2007, 05:05 PM
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i may... erm be a little diverse as i have a ruddy great ring in my "*****" but il never ever let anyone stick a needle in my *****. f*ck that! il keep my spunk and let it flow freely from all holes considered!
good luck though.
andy.
p.s. any reason why your getting it done? medical/mrs whining?
good luck though.
andy.
p.s. any reason why your getting it done? medical/mrs whining?
23 January 2007, 05:12 PM
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Mate of mine went private and it didnt work the first time but it wasnt too bad the second one was on the house.
Had mine done friday afternoon and was at a party the same night.Had to laugh in the waiting room at all the husbands sat there with their wives trying to look brave and the sly smiles on the womens faces thinking quietly SERVES HIM RIGHT having put me through the pains of child birth
Had mine done friday afternoon and was at a party the same night.Had to laugh in the waiting room at all the husbands sat there with their wives trying to look brave and the sly smiles on the womens faces thinking quietly SERVES HIM RIGHT having put me through the pains of child birth
23 January 2007, 05:52 PM
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i may... erm be a little diverse as i have a ruddy great ring in my "*****" but il never ever let anyone stick a needle in my *****. f*ck that! il keep my spunk and let it flow freely from all holes considered!
good luck though.
andy.
p.s. any reason why your getting it done? medical/mrs whining?
good luck though.
andy.
p.s. any reason why your getting it done? medical/mrs whining?
Add to that, women taking the pill, even the lower strength types, risk thromboses and strokes, with the risks rising VERY fast once the woman gets over 35, or has been atking the pill for more than 15 years.
Female sterilisation is risky, complicated and done under general, with recovery taking up to four weeks.
Male sterilisation, on the other hand, carries few risks, is done under local, USUALLY allows the man to work the next day, (unless he's as daft as I was), and is a no-brainer for choice if you don't want any more kids.
regards, alcazar
23 January 2007, 05:54 PM
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Andy: most folk get it done so as not to have any more family. Contraceptives are all very well, but even the best are NOT 100%. Unwanted children can obviously be a problem both to a marriage and to an older woman. Much past 40, and the risk of a Downes baby goes sky-high.
Add to that, women taking the pill, even the lower strength types, risk thromboses and strokes, with the risks rising VERY fast once the woman gets over 35, or has been atking the pill for more than 15 years.
Female sterilisation is risky, complicated and done under general, with recovery taking up to four weeks.
Male sterilisation, on the other hand, carries few risks, is done under local, USUALLY allows the man to work the next day, (unless he's as daft as I was), and is a no-brainer for choice if you don't want any more kids.
regards, alcazar
Add to that, women taking the pill, even the lower strength types, risk thromboses and strokes, with the risks rising VERY fast once the woman gets over 35, or has been atking the pill for more than 15 years.
Female sterilisation is risky, complicated and done under general, with recovery taking up to four weeks.
Male sterilisation, on the other hand, carries few risks, is done under local, USUALLY allows the man to work the next day, (unless he's as daft as I was), and is a no-brainer for choice if you don't want any more kids.
regards, alcazar
i see your point. and thats not just as your from scunny too!!!
