because it feels like a friday
18 January 2007, 03:25 PM
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because it feels like a friday
Bob can't get an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his ***** are broken down and there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery.
Bob asks what the surgery is and the doctor tells him they take the muscles from the base of a baby elephant's trunk, insert them in the base of his *****, and hope for the best.
Bob says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having sex again is even scarier, so he says ok.
The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later he gives Bob the go ahead to "try out his new equipment".
Bob takes his wife out to dinner. While at dinner Bob starts feeling incredible pressure in his pants. It gets unbearable and he figures no one can see him so he undoes his pants.
No sooner does he do this than his ***** pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs an apple from the fruit basket, and disappears back into his pants.
His wife sits in shock for a few moments, and then gets a sly look on her face. She says, "That was pretty cool! Can you do that again?"
With his eyes watering and a painful look on his face, Bob says, "Probably, but I don't know if I can fit another apple up my ***."
Bob asks what the surgery is and the doctor tells him they take the muscles from the base of a baby elephant's trunk, insert them in the base of his *****, and hope for the best.
Bob says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having sex again is even scarier, so he says ok.
The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later he gives Bob the go ahead to "try out his new equipment".
Bob takes his wife out to dinner. While at dinner Bob starts feeling incredible pressure in his pants. It gets unbearable and he figures no one can see him so he undoes his pants.
No sooner does he do this than his ***** pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs an apple from the fruit basket, and disappears back into his pants.
His wife sits in shock for a few moments, and then gets a sly look on her face. She says, "That was pretty cool! Can you do that again?"
With his eyes watering and a painful look on his face, Bob says, "Probably, but I don't know if I can fit another apple up my ***."
18 January 2007, 06:52 PM
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Bill goes to the doctor as he can't get an erection. The doctor tells him he's sorry, there's nowt he can do.
"There must be something......." says Bill.
"Well, there is one experimental treatment.........", begins the doctor.
"Anything, I'll try anything" says Bill, and refuses to listen to the doctor's talk of side effects.
Anyway, the doc gives him an injection, which produces IMMEDIATE results, so off goes Bill to please his wife.
A week later, he's back. "Doc," says he, "That erection? It won't go away".
Well, I did try to tell you, " says the doctor, "There's now nothing I can do. Sorry".
"Oh come on, doctor, to every known drug, surely there's an antidote?"
"Sorry," says the doctor, "that was no drug. Just three of sand and one of cement!"
Alcazar
"There must be something......." says Bill.
"Well, there is one experimental treatment.........", begins the doctor.
"Anything, I'll try anything" says Bill, and refuses to listen to the doctor's talk of side effects.
Anyway, the doc gives him an injection, which produces IMMEDIATE results, so off goes Bill to please his wife.
A week later, he's back. "Doc," says he, "That erection? It won't go away".
Well, I did try to tell you, " says the doctor, "There's now nothing I can do. Sorry".
"Oh come on, doctor, to every known drug, surely there's an antidote?"
"Sorry," says the doctor, "that was no drug. Just three of sand and one of cement!"
Alcazar
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