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Old 09 January 2007, 07:06 PM
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Default Anybody ever tried viagra?

I was offered a tablet by a friend's sister a few years ago. We were talking in a pub at the time when she suggested I should go around...
She said she had possession of a tablet and that we could go halves on it!
Didn't take up the offer but it has always plagued my mind as to what would have happend if we'd both gone ahead

Anybody ever done one, but not really needed to (if you get my drift)?

PSLewis probably get's them in his pension envelope but was really aiming this at the younger experimental generation.

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Old 09 January 2007, 07:11 PM
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I had one, and it got stuck

had a stiff neck for a while
Old 09 January 2007, 07:17 PM
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my mate put 2 in 2 glasses of coke and gave them to the lads who were fitting his carpet ....just for a laff

he uses them and said they are very good as do a few mates
Old 09 January 2007, 07:20 PM
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There is also one for women now apparently



























Its Called Niagra
Old 09 January 2007, 07:20 PM
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It has been known, I brought 100's back from Holiday

Sell rather well they do (so ive been told)
Old 09 January 2007, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by *Sonic*
I had one, and it got stuck

had a stiff neck for a while
Man, that's just hilarious!
Old 09 January 2007, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by skoobidude

PSLewis probably get's them in his pension envelope but was really aiming this at the younger experimental generation.

Nick
I did

Had them nicked last time and they will not give me anymore

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Old 09 January 2007, 07:32 PM
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What about herbal viagra ? does it have the same effect ?
Old 09 January 2007, 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Nat21
Viagra gel (yes you still take it orally, no not like that, straight into your mouth from the sachet) which is called kamagra i think is lot better and a lot quicker acting. Easier to get hold off than real viagra tablets too.
Yeah it's called Kamagra and the gel is far better than the old blue diamond shaped tabs as it works instantaniously and doesn't give you a banging (forgive the pun) headache either like the tabs do. Gels sell for arond £2.50 and the tabs - less than a quid as everyone wants the gel. The orange flavour ones are nicer than the origional ones.
I got some in my eye once. Made me look hard
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Originally Posted by Stiff
I got some in my eye once. Made me look hard
Rather apt username for this thread
Old 09 January 2007, 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Stiff
Yeah it's called Kamagra and the gel is far better than the old blue diamond shaped tabs as it works instantaniously and doesn't give you a banging (forgive the pun) headache either like the tabs do. Gels sell for arond £2.50 and the tabs - less than a quid as everyone wants the gel. The orange flavour ones are nicer than the origional ones.
I got some in my eye once. Made me look hard
kamagra pills for a quid, I've been robbed
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Originally Posted by *Sonic*
Rather apt username for this thread
I never thought of that
Old 09 January 2007, 07:55 PM
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Helps when you've taken something else that stops the old fella from performing his best. However, don't mix your drinks kids


Old 09 January 2007, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by skoobidude
PSLewis probably get's them in his pension envelope but was really aiming this at the younger experimental generation.
Old 09 January 2007, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by paulwrxboro
my mate put 2 in 2 glasses of coke and gave them to the lads who were fitting his carpet ....just for a laff

he uses them and said they are very good as do a few mates



your friend is a right FkkkN wnkrr for giving someone a drug without them knowing. would you like me to put a acid tab in your kids drink??
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Originally Posted by paulwrxboro
my mate put 2 in 2 glasses of coke and gave them to the lads who were fitting his carpet ....cos he wanted to get laid himself

he got had by them and said they are very good as do a few mates
what a thing to admit
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I heard Fred West used to give his victims some before he buried them





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Originally Posted by Stiff
I heard Fred West used to give his victims some before he buried them







Old 09 January 2007, 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Seamaster
your friend is a right FkkkN wnkrr for giving someone a drug without them knowing. would you like me to put a acid tab in your kids drink??

YEP he is a bit stupid

but not on the same level as acid and kids lol
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Originally Posted by paulwrxboro
YEP he is a bit stupid

but not on the same level as acid and kids lol

why not?? are you qualified to know the possible problems that could occur if the one of the guys had a heart condition or allergy etc.

and he isnt stupid. he is a prikk of th ehighest order.
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Originally Posted by paulwrxboro
YEP he is a bit stupid

but not on the same level as acid and kids lol


One known side-effect of Viagra on healthy males is priapism: a permanent erection. It causes so much damage to the ***** that doctors usually sever the veins in the shaft to stop it. The result is often that the man can never have erection ever again.


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not nice
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Stick them in your eyes before a night out on the town



































They will make you look hard.....sorry
There are other called managra apparently, tried the blue ones once but gave me a head ache,the head on my shoulders by the way.
Old 10 January 2007, 01:25 AM
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Viagra is only a trade name. The actual name of the drug is "Sildenafil". Although it has revolutionised the therapy of male sexual disfuction, its use as such was actually discovered purely by accident, as the original use of the drug was for heart trouble (Beta blocker).
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My mate Paddy the Greek took some Viagra, **** knows what kind or how much..... but he was walking around like a tripod for the next 3 days, SERIOUSLY!!


DJ Vinyl Ritchie........ Real men don't need to take it
Old 10 January 2007, 03:13 AM
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novelty only if you don't "need" them

you do get a banging hard on, like really impressive, but once you get over the "joy" that you can spunk all over your G/F and the **** refuses to go limp, then it gets boring very quick when you are trying to get to kip

think i still have a few kamagra in the safe tbh, not sure if they will be out of date or something now???

G/F tried them as well with me, she had a flushed face, big throbbing bits and a headache

the best part for me was after taking the pill, i was trying to stop myself getting a hardon, and couldn't
Old 10 January 2007, 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted by _Meridian_
One known side-effect of Viagra on healthy males is priapism: a permanent erection. It causes so much damage to the ***** that doctors usually sever the veins in the shaft to stop it. The result is often that the man can never have erection ever again.


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The Doctors use an empty syringe to draw off blood out of the *****, they dont sever veins. The resultant drop in pressure relieves the problem. It needs to be done fairly quickly as permanent damage can ocurr if the patient remains with a stiffy for hours and hours. Its not pleasant!
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dont take a full pill. the "lights turn blue' and people think you have just been on a sun bed !



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