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Old 20 December 2006, 11:33 AM
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Here's a little something to help you on your way

He laid her on the table, so white and clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and felt her breast, then drooling he felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set, he gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide, he looked inside, all was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms........
Then stuffed the Christmas turkey.


Happy Christmas to you all and have a prosperous New Year

Whatever you are doing at this time of year, have a safe journey and see you in the new one
Old 20 December 2006, 12:47 PM
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Old 20 December 2006, 01:16 PM
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Very good
Old 20 December 2006, 03:36 PM
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Very good, will have to print that one out
Old 20 December 2006, 03:40 PM
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Old 20 December 2006, 04:42 PM
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love it... you had me going lol
Old 20 December 2006, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by milo9783
love it... you had me going lol
That was the point Milo

Thank you, I thought it was very apt
Old 20 December 2006, 05:47 PM
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That ones been round a while.
https://www.scoobynet.com/non-scooby...ristmas+turkey
Maybe even earlier than this link.
Old 20 December 2006, 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by EOEUMC
Here's a little something to help you on your way

He laid her on the table, so white and clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and felt her breast, then drooling he felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set, he gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide, he looked inside, all was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms........
Then stuffed the Christmas turkey.


Happy Christmas to you all and have a prosperous New Year

Whatever you are doing at this time of year, have a safe journey and see you in the new one
lol
hi mate happy christmas
Old 20 December 2006, 08:13 PM
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And the same to you Bootsy and Mrs Bootsy
Old 20 December 2006, 08:27 PM
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clever
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I had this by test the other day from a mate's wife filthy minded cow !!
Old 20 December 2006, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
I had this by test the other day from a mate's wife filthy minded cow !!
That's how I got it So I thought I would share it this way.
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