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Old 10 December 2006, 06:40 PM
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Default I want to be Prime Minister.

If you vote for me and I win I promise to tighten our borders so only people that benifit the nation can enter, I will put a stop to all these rich foreigners coming in buying british business' and property to fleece the hard working man. I will introduce more tax tiers, and sound out the benefits system so that people on beneifts wont have anymore excuses for not working.

Rapists, murders and paedophiles will get locked away for a minium of 25 years. No early release under my ruling. Also no TV's and PS2's for those scum.

Upon entering downing street I will start plans straight away to build 3 new jails. Anti social little ****** will get once chance to behave and avoid jail. Second time round they will serve time. I will not ***** foot around the issues that face our nation. PC do-gooders will get told to shut the **** up and that xmas is here to stay even though I dont believe in there being a god. I belive in good and band, and right and wrong of which im the good and the right.

If you **** about in those country or take the **** im gonna lock you up for a long time.


Vote for me. I will make this once glorious nation into the envy of the world once more. Criminals, immigrants and ponces will hate me. The working man will love me and our soldiers will be back home

AudiLover....I love me a audi and the PM wage will pay for many. I am the man to inplement the laws and make the decisions that will actually benefit us.

Thank you for reading.
Old 10 December 2006, 06:42 PM
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Old 10 December 2006, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by AudiLover
I will put a stop to all these rich foreigners coming in buying british business' and property to fleece the hard working man....

....Thank you for reading.
Thats actually a policy of the BNP, is there something you're not telling us? And BTW, protectionism is harmful to economies - just so you know!
Old 10 December 2006, 07:50 PM
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well you cant **** it up any more than this lot that in

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Old 10 December 2006, 08:16 PM
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Sorry mate,we can't vote for you......your talking way too much sense to be a politician.
Old 10 December 2006, 08:37 PM
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Where do i sign.......?
Old 10 December 2006, 08:51 PM
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sign me up to fella,i will back you to the bitter end on those policies

Just one more thing

Any chance of getting the local councils to tarmac the roads instead of footpaths when there is nothing wrong with them in the first bloody place
Old 10 December 2006, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by AudiLover
I will put a stop to all these rich foreigners coming in buying property to fleece the hard working man.
So the BTL phenomenon and related house price inflation is now the fault of them furriners?
Old 10 December 2006, 09:00 PM
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Licking the end of my pencil looking where to put the X........



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Will you get us out of Eu federation Audilover?, So you can make our own laws etc. I don't mind trading with them though on a free trading basis.

Les

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sorry i don't agree wth your second policy, y waste money on jails when a £1 bullet will solve the problem?
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Originally Posted by warrenm2
Thats actually a policy of the BNP, is there something you're not telling us? And BTW, protectionism is harmful to economies - just so you know!
it's not working badly for France Spain and Germany. They are not selling off their, steel, gas, water and electric compamies.

Les mate, I would vote for you in a flash. I think the issues you mention are what a lot of people are concerned about.
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