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Old 29 November 2006, 08:05 AM
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Okay, so we probably all wrote in when we were kids (I know I did in about 1985 ish - I wanted to sing with Duran Duran!) but if you had the opportunity to write in now, what would you want to do?

I think I'd like to see the Titanic or go into space
Old 29 November 2006, 08:11 AM
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Easy one that.

The seat next to Les in a Vulcan


Never gonna happen though they're both to old and worn out to fly anymore



Non intended Les


Editted for the sort of spelling that Bubba would have a field day with

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Old 29 November 2006, 08:42 AM
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Fix it for Micky & Minnie to visit my local children's hospice












*and if there is any left over a soapy shower with Myleene Klass wouldn't go amiss *
Old 29 November 2006, 08:45 AM
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I idolised Gary Numan in my teens and wrote in to ask if I could fly in his plane with him !( death wish or what !)

think i'd ask to do a rally course now!
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt

*and if there is any left over a soapy shower with Myleene Klass wouldn't go amiss *
Old 29 November 2006, 09:43 AM
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I was on it when I was 6 - wrote in (or my mum did) and asked to meet K9

Still got the badge and the photo of me, Jim and a tin dog!



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I think I'd like Jim to fix it for me to be James Bond for a day: Shoot some guns, Car chase in the Aston, Get the girl, "Kill" the bad guys and home in time for tea and medals
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Originally Posted by Scooby Snacks 23
Okay, so we probably all wrote in when we were kids (I know I did in about 1985 ish - I wanted to sing with Duran Duran!) but if you had the opportunity to write in now, what would you want to do?

I think I'd like to see the Titanic or go into space

Dear Jim,

Pease can you fix it for me to give Lucy Pinder a pearl nec.........

No, we'd better not!!

Non-pornographic one.

I'd love to swim with dolphins. Predictable I know!

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Old 29 November 2006, 12:19 PM
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Dear Jim, can you fix it for me to meet 'The Duchess' you spooky old ****** !
Old 29 November 2006, 12:34 PM
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Dear Jim,

Please can you fix it for me to combine a day of shooting M16 Assault rifles with meeting Mr. Blair, Mr. Brown, Mr. Bush, the association of Black Police officers, Graham Norton, That queer bloke of the Celebrity Jungle thing, Trinny and Susanna, my father-in-law, his wife and a few other tossers?

Cheers
Old 29 November 2006, 12:50 PM
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For all those who wrote to him as a kid and did not get what you asked for you should be writing to him requesting to be able to punch him in the mouth for not living up to the program name
Old 29 November 2006, 01:09 PM
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Do you think this type of show would work now? Not with Jim (I find him very disturbing - imho).....

But break it into kids' section and adults' section......

Or has society changed too much to make this type of thing work?

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Old 29 November 2006, 01:20 PM
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I asked to meet the cast of "The Dukes of Hazard". Of course he never fixed it for me. Stupid Grey haired old man.

Without asking him to fix it for me to **** Cheryl Tweedy, or win the Euro-Millions, I don't know what I'd ask for.
Old 29 November 2006, 01:22 PM
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Most of todays youth would be asking jim for their next fix of heroin
Old 29 November 2006, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
Most of todays youth would be asking jim for their next fix of heroin
LOL A contemporary version might go something like this:

Dear Tony, can you fix it for me to stay at home each day, drinking Stella and eating cheese and oinion crisps, smoking a joint whilst the state pays for my upkeep.


Tony: Yes!! How's about that then???

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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
LOL A contemporary version might go something like this:

Dear Tony, can you fix it for me to stay at home each day, drinking Stella and eating cheese and oinion crisps, smoking a joint whilst the state pays for my upkeep.


Tony: Yes!! How's about that then???

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Not Prawn cocktail then?
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Originally Posted by SJ_Skyline
Not Prawn cocktail then?
No, they're too classy for non-management types!
Old 29 November 2006, 03:03 PM
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I wrote as a kid asking to smash up a Rolls Royce with a hammer. Can't see why that never got fixed for me.

Now, I'd probably ask for a low level flight in a military fast jet.
Old 29 November 2006, 04:35 PM
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Old 29 November 2006, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by SJ_Skyline
I think I'd like Jim to fix it for me to be James Bond for a day: Shoot some guns, Car chase in the Aston, Get the girl, "Kill" the bad guys and home in time for tea and medals
Sounds like a Stag Day in Prague is needed Rich, swap the car chase for a flight in a Mig and youre there not sure about the killings though
Old 30 November 2006, 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Dear Jim, can you fix it for me to meet 'The Duchess' you spooky old ****** !
I think you'd struggle there Jacko, 'the Duchess' was his mother, and she's been a long time dead.
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