Tuesday afternoon joke
28 November 2006, 04:31 PM
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Tuesday afternoon joke (OR NOT !!)
Once upon a time, in a land far away a beautiful, independent self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said:
Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled and thought to herself:
I don't think so!
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said:
Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled and thought to herself:
I don't think so!
Last edited by tmo; 28 November 2006 at 09:24 PM.
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