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Old 28 November 2006, 08:44 AM
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Let's have a reunion - post here a message from all your un-banned accounts
Old 28 November 2006, 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted by jasey
Let's have a reunion - post here a message from all your un-banned accounts
My others are all dead.
Old 28 November 2006, 09:13 AM
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I pop in sometimes, but try not to stick around long so my IQ doesn't get dragged down too far by the Stella-swilling, Harvester-eating, Sun/Mail-reading, BNP-voting borderline racist scum that seem to inhabit this place.
Old 28 November 2006, 09:40 AM
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^^^^^^ Hark at Gorbachov


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Old 28 November 2006, 09:49 AM
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Old 28 November 2006, 09:54 AM
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Good morning Brian

You've just proven your a bit of a thick ****




DJ Vinyl Ritchie........ anonymity is the key
Old 28 November 2006, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by brezhnev
I pop in sometimes, but try not to stick around long so my IQ doesn't get dragged down too far by the Stella-swilling, Harvester-eating, Sun/Mail-reading, BNP-voting borderline racist scum that seem to inhabit this place.
Well done for coaxing vitriolic bigotry and anti-bigotry into a single sentence
Old 28 November 2006, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by TopBanana
Well done for coaxing vitriolic bigotry and anti-bigotry into a single sentence
In Brezhnev's defence I feel duty bound to point out that stating known facts isn't bigotry.
Old 28 November 2006, 10:17 AM
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In keeping with my policy of always posting anonymous negative reputation given on the thread it relates to:-

"Calling All Trolls 28 November 2006 09:54 tosser"

My message to the coward in question- "go **** a duck retard"
Old 28 November 2006, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Torpid
In Brezhnev's defence I feel duty bound to point out that stating known facts isn't bigotry.
Very gracious of you to step in on his behalf. Well it looks like Brezhnev isn't alone in his views, so I must be the one in the wrong.
Old 28 November 2006, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by TopBanana
Very gracious of you to step in on his behalf. Well it looks like Brezhnev isn't alone in his views, so I must be the one in the wrong.
Just because you have different viewpoint doesn't mean you're wrong.
Old 28 November 2006, 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Torpid
Just because you have different viewpoint doesn't mean you're wrong.


Excuse me, I need to lie down...
Old 28 November 2006, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by jasey
Let's have a reunion - post here a message from all your un-banned accounts
i would suggest that so-called 'trolls' speak far more sense than the 'richard reid was only tieing his shoelace' brigade that plague this forum



let him out you racist scum

Lord Shrek......no i can categorically say i have never w@nked over jimmy Krankie
Old 28 November 2006, 10:30 AM
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Don't forget the inverted snobbery TopBanana!

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Old 28 November 2006, 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by DJ Vinyl Ritchie
Good morning Brian

You've just proven your a bit of a thick ****





DJ Vinyl Ritchie........ anonymity is the key
whos brain?

im called andy although i am a superstar dj... but not that one^^^

DJ Vinyl Ritchie... have you seen the remix to dancing on the ceiling

(oh the irony)
Old 28 November 2006, 10:37 AM
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I've got 200k to invest in something. What shall I spend it on
Old 28 November 2006, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Abdabz
I've got 200k to invest in something. What shall I spend it on
Buy scoobynet and sell everyone's details to marketing scumbags.
Old 28 November 2006, 10:39 AM
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Deposit on Veyron, then sell your place on the waiting list to some lottery winner
Old 28 November 2006, 10:44 AM
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Hi Newbie here!!
I was caught speeding at 2am with no-one about past a busy school at 3pm. It was a built up area with no signs and some bastad hiding behind a massive white van on top of a bridge jumped out when I was hundreds of yards away in a dayglo yellow jacket and zapped me. What chance do drivers get these days? How as I supposed to spot him in time? I have an NIP now which I received 14days and 3 seconds after the event. I already have 27 points on my license but this doesnt make me a bad driver.
My question is what can I do to get off with it? Oh and do I need a C0cklink?

Last edited by Abdabz; 28 November 2006 at 10:47 AM. Reason: PS I'm not a troll (IMO) but some things wind me the fork up!!!
Old 28 November 2006, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Abdabz
I've got 200k to invest in something. What shall I spend it on
perhaps an operation to reduce the size of your head and ego

Lord Shrek......also typical of non trolls 'well i went to cambridge university and did a Masters in 'how i am actually intellectually superior to you boy with your open universities HND and how we can live side by side in harmony with captain hook and finsbury mosque'
Old 28 November 2006, 10:47 AM
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Old 28 November 2006, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Lord Shrek
perhaps an operation to reduce the size of your head and ego
Exactly on the rare occasions those threads occur they deserve much silliness. I however, Lord Shrek sire, have **** all to invest, except maybe some large hats
Old 28 November 2006, 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Abdabz
Hi Newbie here!!
I was caught speeding at 2am with no-one about past a busy school at 3pm. It was a built up area with no signs and some bastad hiding behind a massive white van on top of a bridge jumped out when I was hundreds of yards away in a dayglo yellow jacket and zapped me. What chance do drivers get these days? How as I supposed to spot him in time? I have an NIP now which I received 14days and 3 seconds after the event. I already have 27 points on my license but this doesnt make me a bad driver.
My question is what can I do to get off with it? Oh and do I need a C0cklink?
not forgetting 'i was in the supermarket the other day and came out and there was a small dent in my pride n joys passenger side...ffs....when i get hold of the fukcer who did that i will do some damage'

Lord Shrek.........non troll replies....'feel for ya m8'........'jesus that makes me want to cry'........'hang em high the dirty b@stards'........'bring back capital punishment'......'if i got hold of em i would b@tter them to fukc'.....'the police are useless tw@ts'.....'what a fuked up world we live in now'
Old 28 November 2006, 10:56 AM
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'Which is why I'm emigrating'
Old 28 November 2006, 10:59 AM
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I see far too few trolls here... And far too much sense.

I insist you drag this thread down into the gutter where the title says it should belong!

SB
Old 28 November 2006, 11:07 AM
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Some great stuff chaps, keep it up
Old 28 November 2006, 11:31 AM
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To troll or not to troll that is ze question!
Old 28 November 2006, 01:12 PM
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Whats a Troll?
Old 28 November 2006, 01:27 PM
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...And cue PSL to drag the quality down.



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Old 28 November 2006, 01:54 PM
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Just received this piece of feedback from some spineless coward. As they decided they'd deny me any right of reply I'll just do it here instead.

quote the yellow bellied cockmeister

"Calling All Trolls 28 November 2006 14:36 Why ever would someone leave their name when disapproving of a troll's comments? Get a grip you ****; you're not nearly as clever as you think."

Taking their points one by one

Point 1. Why would someone leave their name when disapproving of a troll's comments?

A1. Because they presumably have the courage of their convictions- except in this case they don't because they are nothing but a weasly little **** who's afraid to front up.

Point 2. Get a grip.

A2. I have got a grip- unfortunately it isn't round your scrawny neck.

Point 3. You're not nearly as clever as you think

A3. Nobody is as clever as I think I am, not Steven Hawking, not Albert Einstein, not that bloke with the glasses off thunderbirds, not even one of those little b*stards that can do a Rubik's cube in under a minute. However what is patently clear is that I'm cleverer than you- which is enough.


Please note that I have far more positive feedback than negative which means that you, my lilly livered friend, are in a minority.


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