pslewis

I have a general question for them ........ it's REALLY simple (even you lot on SN could understand it!)

Question is this, "Have you any plans to start selling 48" and 50" Chest Jackets as part of your Suit Range?"

I sent it as an e-mail off their website .......... I get this back ....

"Thank you for your email.

With regards to your enquiry about chest to the suit jackets, I am sorry but we
are unable to identify the specific product with the information you have
provided. When looking into a query regarding a specific product, it is
important that we have identified the correct one and, in turn, provide you with
the accurate information.

If you have the barcode for this product, I would be grateful if you could
supply this to enable us to investigate and provide you with the information you
require. I am sorry but if you do not have this we will be unable to deal with
this query for you"

WTF????

It has NO BARCODE you stupid **** - Tescos are not selling it yet!!

I e-mail back re-stating the question and suggesting that it go to the supervisor

I get back this ...

"I can only apologise if you feel that my colleague has misunderstood your
question but there are certain details that we require from you in order to
investigate this. We require your Postcode, full address, telephone number and name"

What the HELL is wrong with these people ....... it's a simple question requiring a simple answer - why do they want all my details???

They may say, "Every Little Helps!!" Bloody Idiots!!

Rant over

pslewis

Tescos are selling jackets for £20 ..... ideal for work, but max size is 46"

Which, lets face it, is the size of whimps!!

I want to know when they will be stocking REAL MAN sizes 48" and above!!

Vegescoob

Mr. and Mrs. Vegescoob were recently in Singapore and each had a suit made there.
Superb fit and tailoring.
I suggest a holiday and apparel purchasing expedition combined.
Then, as many tailors there are on 'net and keep your "dimensions" on record, future orders are a click away.
For a man of your means, merely pocket money.

pslewis

I didn't get rich by spending recklessly

Lee247

How did you get rich then, and did he come willingly

pslewis

Of course!! I'm not only hugely attractive to women

Vegescoob

I think that your NL Government considers 48" and above indicative of, shall we say, obesity, and has secretly ordered all clothing suppliers to stock sizes under this.
Slowly those of that size will run out of clothing and rather than face the World "au naturel" will be shamed into a "reduction" programmme.
Hence the prevarication you have encountered.

Lee247

Hi Vegescoob

What about body builders

Vegescoob

Sssh, 84, don't give him wriggle room.

mart360

real man ha or do we have aproblem with controling our calorie intake?

sounds like another lewis porkyism!!!

if your that big?? how do fit behind the wheel of your MX5, sorry lada

mart

pslewis

Chest size doesn't matter in a car

And, yes, surely no man here is under a 48" chest?? What a bunch of wimps When I said man - I meant a REAL MAN, with a REAL CHEST!!

mart360

What youve got man ***** then lewis?


Mart

2000TLondon

You cheap, FAT ******!

pslewis

Man Muscles, yes ..... I thought your boyfriend had some too - you said??

Leslie

I bet he is a 7 stone weakling really!

He will remember where that saying comes from, good old Charles

Les