Bateman

Police turned up as a neighbour made off after the boy on the bike. We told the old bill who it was and would they do anything about it as we knew who it was. I told them I wasnt happy and I would sort it if they didnt. They told me I could get pinched for doing them myself and wouldnt advise it. The conversation moved to the use of reasonable force if they break into my house.

Anyone else ever contemplated killing another person ?


still not heard back from the narks. glad I pay my council tax


aaaaaaythangyou !

vindaloo

Use a chainsaw to cut his bike in half, it'll slow him down next time he does your window in, then you can catch him

r32

Go out around 2.0 am and put a brick through their house window, pick the biggest one though.

Bateman

check this item on ebay ,120040019279 I won it a couple of weeks back. think its ideal for a visit. I could wear it under my pin stripe suit as I smash his bike up to the sounds of "sussudio" then make him drink my p!ss.
its his farewll tour Tshirt

society needs someone like me in Goverment to rid the streets of the scum. Something along lines of bladrunner. I wouldnt descriminate, scum is scum.

now back to my spreadsheets

Tam the bam

About 6 months ago the N/S door window on my car was shattered by an air gun pellet, phoned the police who said as it wasn't regarded as a real crime no one would attend, WTF! They said they'd phone me back with a ref number for my insurance, I'm still waiting, useless *******

SJ_Skyline

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