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Old 26 October 2006, 07:33 PM
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Sorry if this is SIAL, but I haven't seen them before.

Scouse Office:








Scouse Monopoly:










Scouse Keyboard:



Old 26 October 2006, 07:52 PM
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go on then, where are you from?
Old 26 October 2006, 08:44 PM
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Old 26 October 2006, 08:46 PM
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whats a faccccksss mackshine - ah dont know ah jus nichke em
Old 26 October 2006, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by RRH
go on then, where are you from?
mars ??
Old 26 October 2006, 09:23 PM
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they will nick anything







scouse mum



ex parents in law are scousers so I have heard them all
Old 27 October 2006, 12:49 AM
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What is the difference between a Scouser and Batman ?






































































Batman sometimes goes out, without Robin
Old 27 October 2006, 08:30 AM
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Why does the river Mersey run through Liverpool?

Because if it walked it would get mugged!
Old 27 October 2006, 09:02 AM
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Scouse girl asks her father if she can have a boob job.
"You're 12 for goodness sake", replied her father, "at least wait until you've stopped breast feeding"
Old 27 October 2006, 09:16 AM
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Scouse cat

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1.../scousecat.gif
Old 27 October 2006, 10:30 AM
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I've not seen any of those before. You have cheered up an otherwise dull Friday morning.

Keep 'em coming.
Old 27 October 2006, 10:32 AM
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Excellent! LOL
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Old 27 October 2006, 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by alloy
Apologies mate, but some are funny
Old 27 October 2006, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by RMA26
Apologies mate, but some are funny
totally agree, got to laugh
Old 27 October 2006, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by alloy
totally agree, got to laugh
Old 27 October 2006, 12:50 PM
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What do you call a Scouser in a suit?







The accused
Old 27 October 2006, 01:29 PM
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Old 27 October 2006, 02:55 PM
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Not forgetting a scene from Liverpool airport...

Old 27 October 2006, 05:47 PM
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as if calling that ****hole "John Lennon" Airport would make it any better
Old 27 October 2006, 06:20 PM
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Old 30 October 2006, 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted by RRH
go on then, where are you from?
Funnily enough not Liverpool.......

We used to move about a lot whilst I was growing up because of my old man's work, so I have no accent / regional traits for micky taking I'm afraid!!
Old 30 October 2006, 10:13 AM
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ahh your a pikey
Old 30 October 2006, 11:17 AM
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Old 30 October 2006, 11:33 AM
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scouser goes for a walk by the docks one evening......


Prostitute: hey lover boy, fancy a blow-job?

Scouser: dunno like, will it affect me dole money?
Old 30 October 2006, 12:12 PM
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Good ones Swiss T and Soup Dragon.

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