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26 October 2006, 07:33 PM
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26 October 2006, 07:52 PM
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go on then, where are you from?
26 October 2006, 08:44 PM
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26 October 2006, 08:46 PM
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whats a faccccksss mackshine - ah dont know ah jus nichke em
26 October 2006, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by RRH
go on then, where are you from?
mars ??
26 October 2006, 09:23 PM
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they will nick anything
scouse mum
ex parents in law are scousers so I have heard them all
27 October 2006, 12:49 AM
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What is the difference between a Scouser and Batman ?
Batman sometimes goes out, without Robin
27 October 2006, 08:30 AM
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Why does the river Mersey run through Liverpool?
Because if it walked it would get mugged!
27 October 2006, 09:02 AM
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Scouse girl asks her father if she can have a boob job.
"You're 12 for goodness sake", replied her father, "at least wait until you've stopped breast feeding"
27 October 2006, 09:16 AM
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27 October 2006, 10:30 AM
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I've not seen any of those before. You have cheered up an otherwise dull Friday morning.
Keep 'em coming.
27 October 2006, 10:32 AM
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27 October 2006, 12:05 PM
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27 October 2006, 12:06 PM
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Apologies mate, but some are funny
27 October 2006, 12:41 PM
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Apologies mate, but some are funny
totally agree, got to laugh
27 October 2006, 12:42 PM
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totally agree, got to laugh
27 October 2006, 12:50 PM
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What do you call a Scouser in a suit?
The accused
27 October 2006, 01:29 PM
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27 October 2006, 02:55 PM
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Not forgetting a scene from Liverpool airport...
27 October 2006, 05:47 PM
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27 October 2006, 06:20 PM
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27 October 2006, 06:25 PM
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30 October 2006, 09:32 AM
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go on then, where are you from?
Funnily enough not Liverpool.......
We used to move about a lot whilst I was growing up because of my old man's work, so I have no accent / regional traits for micky taking I'm afraid!!
30 October 2006, 10:13 AM
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ahh your a pikey
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30 October 2006, 11:33 AM
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scouser goes for a walk by the docks one evening......
Prostitute: hey lover boy, fancy a blow-job?
Scouser: dunno like, will it affect me dole money?
30 October 2006, 12:12 PM
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Good ones Swiss T and Soup Dragon.
Les
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