Naomi Campbell in the news again..
25 October 2006, 10:45 PM
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Naomi Campbell in the news again..
Just heard it on the news that Ms Campbell has been arrested in London today for assault.
How many instances is that now, where she has been involved situations where assault has been mentioned - no smoke without fire huh?
Can't find anything on the interweb about it yet though
How many instances is that now, where she has been involved situations where assault has been mentioned - no smoke without fire huh?
Can't find anything on the interweb about it yet though
25 October 2006, 10:54 PM
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26 October 2006, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Torpid
What a stupid cow, the way to get more work in her game, fame and money is to get caught taking coke and go out with a scabby skaghead.
26 October 2006, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by PeteBrant
It's beyond me why people actually care, what she, or any other celebrity for that matter, gets up to.
26 October 2006, 12:49 PM
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Same here, shes in the papers because you lot pretend your not interested when in actual fact you are, hence starting a topic on her 
Couldnt give 2 ***** what she gets upto.
Couldnt give 2 ***** what she gets upto.
26 October 2006, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
Grammar Alan.........
Please elucidate 'hunt'
26 October 2006, 12:53 PM
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I must admit as I'm currently learning yet another foreign language my grammar and spelling has gone to pot. Looking at it again I can see it doesn't scan quite right but can't work out for the life of me what's actually wrong with it.
Please elucidate 'hunt'
Please elucidate 'hunt'
26 October 2006, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Torpid
What a stupid cow, the way to get more work, fame and money in her industry, is to get caught taking coke while going out with a scabby skaghead.
26 October 2006, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Moley_WRX
'hunt' should really have a capital 'H' for a start
What new language am I learning?
Nederlands, omdat ik wil grach wonen in Nederland Antilles. Spreekt u een andere taal 'hunt'? (any Nederlanders reading this please excuse my spelling)
Francais peut etre?
Un poco Espagnol?
Or are you just a fcuktard who only speaks English?
26 October 2006, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Torpid
He doesn't warrant capitalisation.
What new language am I learning?
Nederlands, omdat ik wil grach wonen in Nederland Antilles. Spreekt u een andere taal 'hunt'? (any Nederlanders reading this please excuse my spelling)
Francais peut etre?
Un poco Espagnol?
Or are you just a fcuktard who only speaks English?
What new language am I learning?
Nederlands, omdat ik wil grach wonen in Nederland Antilles. Spreekt u een andere taal 'hunt'? (any Nederlanders reading this please excuse my spelling)
Francais peut etre?
Un poco Espagnol?
Or are you just a fcuktard who only speaks English?
26 October 2006, 01:07 PM
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Ohhh and preferably can you move to a country that doesnt have internet access please? I dont think the Nederlands is quite far enough
26 October 2006, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
Good use of the online translators
Does scoobychat still exist? If so lets go there and we can chat real time using the Nederlands I've learnt so far.
Ik ken nog niet de woord 'verdoofd' moley.
26 October 2006, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Torpid
Think about it? You must be joking, that isn't required on this board.
26 October 2006, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
As you clearly demonstrate by your use of grammar Alan
As for Groningen I'd imagine it's wet, I'm currently sat in an office some 70 miles from there Jack. Roll on the Antilles.
26 October 2006, 01:59 PM
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Three models are flying in a private jet to the Model Convention: Claudia Shiffer, Naomi Campbell, and Kate Moss. Suddenly, the pilot comes over the speaker and says "Prepare for a crash landing, we're losing power."
Immediately, Kate Moss reaches for her purse and pulls out her lip stick.
"What are you doing?!" Naomi screams. "We're going down, and you're applying lipstick?"
"Well, I figure they are going to look for the prettiest super model first."
Claudia then begins to adjust her bra and push her cleavage up.
"What are you doing?" Kate screams.
"You know they are going to look for the super model with the biggest ***** first."
The plane begins to rapidly loose altidude and with that, Naomi rips her mini skirt off.
"What the heck are you doing?" the other two yell out.
"Girl, you know they be looking for the black box first..."
Immediately, Kate Moss reaches for her purse and pulls out her lip stick.
"What are you doing?!" Naomi screams. "We're going down, and you're applying lipstick?"
"Well, I figure they are going to look for the prettiest super model first."
Claudia then begins to adjust her bra and push her cleavage up.
"What are you doing?" Kate screams.
"You know they are going to look for the super model with the biggest ***** first."
The plane begins to rapidly loose altidude and with that, Naomi rips her mini skirt off.
"What the heck are you doing?" the other two yell out.
"Girl, you know they be looking for the black box first..."