Poem type thing needed for birthday card
15 October 2006, 10:49 PM
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Poem type thing needed for birthday card
Need to give someone a card in the morning, but cant think of anything to write in it.
Needs to something a girl will like, with out getting too lovey dovey,
Can anyone help the no imagination man
Needs to something a girl will like, with out getting too lovey dovey,
Can anyone help the no imagination man
15 October 2006, 11:32 PM
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Peter peter pumpkin eater
had a wife loved to beat her
smacked her twice across the head
****ed her *** and went to bed
Lord Shrek...helping out the romantics
had a wife loved to beat her
smacked her twice across the head
****ed her *** and went to bed
Lord Shrek...helping out the romantics
15 October 2006, 11:34 PM
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Hickory Dickory Dock
The bitch was suckin my ****
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
And dropped the bitch off at the next block!
Lord Shrek....working overtime for free
The bitch was suckin my ****
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
And dropped the bitch off at the next block!
Lord Shrek....working overtime for free
15 October 2006, 11:35 PM
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Little bow peep ****ed a sheep
blew a horse, licked his feet,
she ate his *** so very nice
tongued his ***** not once but twice.
Lord Shrek.....Shakespeare was my great great great step dad
blew a horse, licked his feet,
she ate his *** so very nice
tongued his ***** not once but twice.
Lord Shrek.....Shakespeare was my great great great step dad
15 October 2006, 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Lord Shrek
Peter peter pumpkin eater
had a wife loved to beat her
smacked her twice across the head
****ed her *** and went to bed
Lord Shrek...helping out the romantics
had a wife loved to beat her
smacked her twice across the head
****ed her *** and went to bed
Lord Shrek...helping out the romantics
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15 October 2006, 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
Happy Birthday to you
I'm not scared of poo
I'm a thumper
Up the trumper
Can I go in trap two?
My wife's gunner kill me....
I'm not scared of poo
I'm a thumper
Up the trumper
Can I go in trap two?
My wife's gunner kill me....
Thats more like it Bubba,
15 October 2006, 11:58 PM
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Treasure the moment and take this advice - have fun, eat some cake and don't think twice! Have a very Happy Birthday.
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Look in your mailbox, and you will see, a hug and a kiss and this wish from me - hope that your birthday is all it can be! Have a great one.
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This brings a Happy Birthday wish with hugs and kisses, too, for that's how wishes always come, whenever they're for you! Happy Birthday, with lots of love!
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Or you could delay it a day and then send this.......I wrote it down, I knew it, I forgot it, I blew it. So sorry I missed your birthday... Hope it was happy!
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Your birthday is the perfect time to reflect on our friendship and all it means to me. May you find all your wishes come true!
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Ok so some or corny, but at least they're clean........
Yve
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Look in your mailbox, and you will see, a hug and a kiss and this wish from me - hope that your birthday is all it can be! Have a great one.
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This brings a Happy Birthday wish with hugs and kisses, too, for that's how wishes always come, whenever they're for you! Happy Birthday, with lots of love!
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Or you could delay it a day and then send this.......I wrote it down, I knew it, I forgot it, I blew it. So sorry I missed your birthday... Hope it was happy!
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Your birthday is the perfect time to reflect on our friendship and all it means to me. May you find all your wishes come true!
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Ok so some or corny, but at least they're clean........
Yve
16 October 2006, 12:02 AM
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Hey Sweetheart ....wanna spend some time alone ?
Neither did I so I decided to send you this card. How 'bout you and I getting together this weekend?
Neither did I so I decided to send you this card. How 'bout you and I getting together this weekend?
16 October 2006, 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted by cookstar
I have 5 hours to come up with something, I just hate it when people rely on just the printed message in the card.
16 October 2006, 12:42 AM
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I have something in my head that I will write, I was maybe just hoping for some funny posts, I think maybe you have taken this a little too seriously
16 October 2006, 01:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Lord Shrek
Hickory Dickory Dock
The bitch was suckin my ****
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
And dropped the bitch off at the next block!
Lord Shrek....working overtime for free
The bitch was suckin my ****
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
And dropped the bitch off at the next block!
Lord Shrek....working overtime for free
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