Poem type thing needed for birthday card
 

Need to give someone a card in the morning, but cant think of anything to write in it.

Needs to something a girl will like, with out getting too lovey dovey,


Can anyone help the no imagination man :D

:cry:

Peter peter pumpkin eater
had a wife loved to beat her
smacked her twice across the head
****ed her ass and went to bed

Lord Shrek...helping out the romantics :thumb:

Mary had a little lamb
she kept it in her back yard
when she took her panties off
his wooly dick got hard

Lord Shrek......here's one for valentines day :thumb:

Hickory Dickory Dock
The bitch was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
And dropped the bitch off at the next block!

Lord Shrek....working overtime for free :thumb:

Little bow peep ****ed a sheep
blew a horse, licked his feet,
she ate his ass so very nice
tongued his balls not once but twice.

Lord Shrek.....Shakespeare was my great great great step dad :thumb:

LMFAO :lol1:

Mary Mary quite contrary shaved her pussy cause it was so damn hairy.

Lord Shrek.....for your mummas birthday card :thumb:

and they say 'romance ' is dead.... :)

I've seen it all on here now

PMSL:lol1:

Happy Birthday to you

I'm not scared of poo

I'm a thumper

Up the trumper

Can I go in trap two?









My wife's gunner kill me....:cry:

fpmsl at some of them :lol1:

Birthday? wedding ?, just a hello card ?
Yve

buffday card for new g/f :)

Thats more like it Bubba, :thumb:

Treasure the moment and take this advice - have fun, eat some cake and don't think twice! Have a very Happy Birthday.
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Look in your mailbox, and you will see, a hug and a kiss and this wish from me - hope that your birthday is all it can be! Have a great one.
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This brings a Happy Birthday wish with hugs and kisses, too, for that's how wishes always come, whenever they're for you! Happy Birthday, with lots of love!
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Or you could delay it a day and then send this.......I wrote it down, I knew it, I forgot it, I blew it. So sorry I missed your birthday... Hope it was happy!
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Your birthday is the perfect time to reflect on our friendship and all it means to me. May you find all your wishes come true!
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Ok so some or corny, but at least they're clean........
Yve :)

Your'e still up ? this must be serious.....

Hey Sweetheart ....wanna spend some time alone ?

Neither did I so I decided to send you this card. How 'bout you and I getting together this weekend?

I have 5 hours to come up with something, I just hate it when people rely on just the printed message in the card.

Write something from your heart. It's so easy to rely on stock messages on pre-printed cards and frivolous contributions from an internet message board; take control of it FFS and stop being an inadequate. :razz:

I have something in my head that I will write, I was maybe just hoping for some funny posts, I think maybe you have taken this a little too seriously :)

happy birthday to you,
were you born in a zoo,
you look like a warthog,
and smell like one too!
astraboy.

What about..

Hey babes I'm the cook
and you are one sexy chook
I really wanna suck your nips
then move down to your lips
then you can suck it till it puke

Perhaps not lol :D

That is favorite at the mo :)

FPMSL!:lol1: