Breakfast sex.
01 October 2006, 11:49 AM
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Breakfast sex.
She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast. He walks in and asks "What's for breakfast?" She turns to him and says, "You've got to make love to me this very moment".
He, thinking it's his lucky day, bends her over the kitchen table and they have sex.
Afterwards he says, "What was that all about?" She says, "The egg timer's broken."
01 October 2006, 11:59 AM
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My wife been blabbing again??
01 October 2006, 12:05 PM
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Very good.
01 October 2006, 12:28 PM
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Hardboild eggs for breakfast, thats different
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01 October 2006, 12:35 PM
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The eggs would have bloody well hatched and had little eggs of their very own by the time I let go
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01 October 2006, 12:48 PM
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The eggs would have bloody well hatched and had little eggs of their very own by the time I let go
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What let go of your zimmer frame
01 October 2006, 12:53 PM
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What let go of your zimmer frame
Do knock it ............... age has it's benefits - however, a nice pie would satisfy me quicker
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01 October 2006, 01:00 PM
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Do knock it ............... age has it's benefits - however, a nice pie would satisfy me quicker
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I am knocking it
Especially one of my mums pies
01 October 2006, 03:57 PM
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The eggs would have bloody well hatched and had little eggs of their very own
by the time I got it up
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Edited for accuracy
01 October 2006, 04:12 PM
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The eggs would have bloody well hatched and had little eggs of their very own by the time I let go
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The eggs would have bloody well hatched and had little eggs of their very own by the time I let go
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01 October 2006, 08:42 PM
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Anyone would think the pie subject had never been broached before.
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01 October 2006, 11:49 AM
Breakfast sex.
