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22 September 2006, 12:59 PM
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FOUR FRIENDS TALKING
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich he gave his best friend
a brand new jet for his birthday."
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific!? My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a ultimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday:
A 30,000 square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned
from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. ..
What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."
The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."
The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed? He's my son and I love him.?
And he hasn't done too bad either.
His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich he gave his best friend
a brand new jet for his birthday."
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific!? My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a ultimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday:
A 30,000 square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned
from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. ..
What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."
The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."
The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed? He's my son and I love him.?
And he hasn't done too bad either.
His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends
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22 September 2006, 08:07 PM
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That's so old, it is older than Telboy and Karl added together 
Last edited by Wonder Wagon; 22 September 2006 at 08:11 PM. Reason: So it makes a little more sense
22 September 2006, 10:28 PM
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Just what is so wonderful about having heard every single joke that was ever told in the whole wide world ???
I really REALLY get pissed off with you chaps who simply HAVE to tell the readers of these jokes that they are as old as the hills.
If you've already heard it, keep the fact to yourself please. Let us who haven't heard them , enjoy them in peace.
I thank you.
Yve
I really REALLY get pissed off with you chaps who simply HAVE to tell the readers of these jokes that they are as old as the hills.
If you've already heard it, keep the fact to yourself please. Let us who haven't heard them , enjoy them in peace.
I thank you.
Yve
22 September 2006, 10:39 PM
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I thought WW had somehow sneaked out of Muppets, for a second there
22 September 2006, 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Apparition
Just what is so wonderful about having heard every single joke that was ever told in the whole wide world ???
I really REALLY get pissed off with you chaps who simply HAVE to tell the readers of these jokes that they are as old as the hills.
If you've already heard it, keep the fact to yourself please. Let us who haven't heard them , enjoy them in peace.
I thank you.
Yve
I really REALLY get pissed off with you chaps who simply HAVE to tell the readers of these jokes that they are as old as the hills.
If you've already heard it, keep the fact to yourself please. Let us who haven't heard them , enjoy them in peace.
I thank you.
Yve
22 September 2006, 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by brumdaisy
well I dont get that pissed off but it is pretty tedious behaviour, same with SIAL... so what if some people have seen it /heard it before... more of us haven't so
did you hear the one about the horse that went into the pub and the barman said ........................
22 September 2006, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
did you hear the one about the horse that went into the pub and the barman said ........................
Yeah, go on.............sounds like a good un
23 September 2006, 07:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
What, in the name of John Inman's pile ointment, is a fecking "rest room?"
Personally, I've just had a huge, smelly rest that nearly blocked the toilet.
23 September 2006, 08:02 AM
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Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
It's where you go to have a rest, obviously.
Personally, I've just had a huge, smelly rest that nearly blocked the toilet.
Personally, I've just had a huge, smelly rest that nearly blocked the toilet.
So have i/ Mine was a little wet tho.
23 September 2006, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
It's where you go to have a rest, obviously.
Personally, I've just had a huge, smelly rest that nearly blocked the toilet.
Personally, I've just had a huge, smelly rest that nearly blocked the toilet.
me too, Gillian Mckeiths' coming round in 30 mins for a butchers
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