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Old 19 September 2006, 09:00 AM
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Some strange people roaming this planet
Old 19 September 2006, 09:28 AM
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There was an article on that "Everard" bloke in my wife's Closer magazine and I had to watch it. We laughed for nearly the full hour.

Not just weird Telboy, downright fecking loony.
Old 19 September 2006, 09:28 AM
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Yes, scary isn't it
Old 19 September 2006, 09:29 AM
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www.realdoll.com

You mean this ??

All those men could do with getting some make-up lessons. Totaly ruined the look of their dolls. Now mine? Mine is perfect. Britney I call her. Make-up is always perfect, and her school girl uniform is always clean.


Best bit was right at the end. That woman said she was open minded and didn't mind her partner having those 8 dolls. 1 week later, she dumped him
Old 19 September 2006, 09:30 AM
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The freak at the end cleaning his own jizz out of the dolls flaps with a toilet brush because it had started to smell like fish........ nice!
Old 19 September 2006, 09:33 AM
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The was one of the most wrong programmes I have ever seen - But by christ it was funny.
Old 19 September 2006, 09:34 AM
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You said it, Tel
Old 19 September 2006, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
Some strange people roaming this planet
How long is your leadtime on your order ?
Old 19 September 2006, 09:36 AM
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About five weeks
Old 19 September 2006, 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
The freak at the end cleaning his own jizz out of the dolls flaps with a toilet brush because it had started to smell like fish........ nice!
Thats just put me of my bacon roll
Old 19 September 2006, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
Thats just put me of my bacon roll
Bacon & mayo's off the menu then?.........
Old 19 September 2006, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
Bacon & mayo's off the menu then?.........
Old 19 September 2006, 11:48 AM
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I'm not even going to ask what you guys have been watching
Old 19 September 2006, 11:51 AM
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I was driving home from work a few weeks back & some guy walking on the side of the road decided to flash his fat ******* belly at me

Did it to numerous motorists

Weirdo........
Old 19 September 2006, 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
Bacon & mayo's off the menu then?.........
least it aint Tuna and Mayo..
that prog want definately strange, that bloke that 'fixs' them . hanging up over the bath etc.. and his poor girlfriend..
Old 19 September 2006, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by RMA26
I was driving home from work a few weeks back & some guy walking on the side of the road decided to flash his fat ******* belly at me

Did it to numerous motorists

Weirdo........
At least thats the only thing he flashed
Old 19 September 2006, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by little-ginge
At least thats the only thing he flashed
Thank god!

Why are these scenario's all old fat men?
Old 19 September 2006, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by RMA26
Thank god!

Why are these scenario's all old fat men?
Unless he thought he was flashing something else, but his hefty stomach concealed his true intentions

Fat old men have to get their pleasure somewhere
Old 19 September 2006, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by little-ginge
Unless he thought he was flashing something else, but his hefty stomach concealed his true intentions

Fat old men have to get their pleasure somewhere
LOL!

I did notice two belly buttons.....
Old 19 September 2006, 12:21 PM
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must have had a good look , then eh??
Old 19 September 2006, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by hectic
must have had a good look , then eh??
Yeah, didn't you get my descriptive PM you asked for
Old 19 September 2006, 01:11 PM
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More worrying, he had one of a child.
Old 19 September 2006, 01:34 PM
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Mate; that you have saved those pictures to your photobucket account is disturbing.....
Old 19 September 2006, 01:39 PM
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Denied !
Old 19 September 2006, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by RMA26
Yeah, didn't you get my descriptive PM you asked for
no, ive got you on my 'Perve-alert' list
Old 19 September 2006, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by hectic
no, ive got you on my 'Perve-alert' list
Old 19 September 2006, 01:52 PM
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Hey, where's my pics gone??

Weren't real women, just real dolls.
Old 19 September 2006, 04:51 PM
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any one spot one of th guys wife or g/f driving an old Subaru (only the stearing wheel with "subaru" was visible)

Scott.
Old 19 September 2006, 04:52 PM
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err.. no, cant say that i did!
Old 19 September 2006, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by hectic
err.. no, cant say that i did!
Too busy checking your bank account so see if you have enough cash to invest


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